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By nocostumeforme - 29/10/2011 16:01 - Canada

Today, I excitedly checked the mail to see if my Halloween costume finally arrived. It didn't. I live in an isolated city, so finding a costume by any other means than the Internet was impossible. I spent over $100 for a costume that I won't even get to wear this year. FML

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By sluttyfox - 31/10/2018 14:00

Today, I was excited to finally receive my Halloween costume in the mail after the one I ordered back in September got lost in transit. Upon reaching my mailbox, I saw the lock had been broken off and my new costume had been stolen. The party is tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2010 01:05 - United States

Today, my Halloween costume finally showed up in the mail. Their consolation for a late delivery? A 50 cent discount. FML

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By Missedtheboat - 30/10/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML

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By princess - 07/12/2015 14:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my 3 year old daughter's Halloween costume finally got delivered. FML

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By PieterseMJ - 02/11/2012 12:17 - South Africa - Sandton

Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML

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By vishuzzbabe77 - 22/08/2011 06:04 - United States

Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML

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By halloweenless - 01/11/2010 13:14 - United States

Today, I spent over $160 and 2 hours preparing for a Halloween party I was throwing. The only person who showed up was my sister, who helped me decorate. FML

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By P Rogers Nelson - 12/10/2023 16:00 - United States

Today, I went to a costume party dressed as Prince. As I walked into the party, I realized that I was the only one who hadn't received the memo that the costume part of the party had been cancelled. I spent the evening awkwardly mingling with a group of confused strangers while dressed in purple satin. FML

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By hallofail - 01/11/2012 00:40 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I dressed up like a pirate, dressed my dog as a parrot and bought $30 worth of candy to pass out to trick-or-treaters. I waited by the door for 3 hours. Not one kid came. FML

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By Chris - 18/08/2024 22:00 - Canada

Today, I was home alone and decided to try on my Halloween costume, a giant inflatable dinosaur suit. As I was prancing around the living room, my doorbell rang. Without thinking, I answered it. It was the mailman with a package. The look on his face as he handed a T-rex a box was priceless, but now he probably thinks I’m nuts. FML

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Sunday 30 October 2011 1:44

Make your own :)

crownlogic 25

Sunday 30 October 2011 1:51

But the parties are this weekend

Comments

ppl2ppl 4

Sunday 30 October 2011 4:25

Seriously, $100+ on a friggin cheap-ass costume? Why the f*** would you waste that much money on a cheaply made outfit that you are probably gonna wear once? That's a fail in itself right there. :P

heatherypigeon 0

Monday 31 October 2011 8:56

Sorry, but how do you know what the costume is? It's not likely to be cheaply made if you're paying that much for it. I needed robes for my costume, £25 for cheap mass produced ones, or £90 for handmade ones. I paid the £90 and have beaut robes perfect for my size. I'm presuming for $100 they would be of a similar quality.

zacfreitas 1

Sunday 30 October 2011 4:55

Why even have one of ur Island and more sprcifially who spends 100 bucks on a costume

MoonPhase123 4

Sunday 30 October 2011 4:57

Just make a costume with what you have, And who would spend $100 on a costume?

FireNinja 3

Sunday 30 October 2011 4:59

Complain to the place u ordered it from. They should refund shipping

aeriexo 4

Sunday 30 October 2011 5:05

This is why when you're ordering things for a special occasion online, you always order extra early in case of shipping delays. Thumbs down me all you want, but this should be common sense.

perdix 29

Sunday 30 October 2011 5:26

Just think, you're going to have the most rockin' Armistice Day costume EVAR! Hardly anyone makes an effort on 11/11, so you are going to take your town by storm!

unmistakablyamaz 4

Sunday 30 October 2011 5:53

Why not make a trip out of town?? I live an hour away from any city large enough to have stores that sell decent costumes. But, if I was that worried about having a costume, I would make the trip instead of taking my chances on a possible delay in my shipping from ordering online. YDI for being too lazy to make the drive or at least ordering sooner.

druv 2

Sunday 30 October 2011 6:06

Halloween's on the 31st, u still have time

leadman1989 15

Sunday 30 October 2011 6:08

Go as a pointy headed ghost.

xcarxcrashx 9

Sunday 30 October 2011 6:23

To all the people who are bitching about OP spending $100 on a costume shut the hell up! Is it your money?? Some people love Halloween. We've spent as much money making costumes as ones you can buy in the past so making your own, while awesome, isn't always cheaper.