By Anonymous - 18/11/2015 02:13 - United States - Herndon

Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm dad." FML
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amburrjade 28

It's begun. Welcome to 20+ years of Dad Jokes.

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iipinkette 16

He has passed the dad jokes test, he's ready.

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Comments

AmeliaPond21042 20

lmao at least he has his dad jokes down and it could be worse! lol i wouldve laughed and said welp dad jokes can be marked off the list. xD

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Dave_Davington 33

There's this thing called a sense of humour. Perhaps you should look into getting one.

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dabaerju 23

Perhaps you should look into getting one.

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worldclassrager 39

Ugh the worst comment after anything... Congrats OP

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delichick 27

Op, whats the problem? That was funny! Least he didnt bolt, deny the pregnancy and acuse you of cheating on him - there a million things he could have done. Like someone else said, you need to look into getting a sense of humour, your husband has one.

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hockey_kid23 18

I do believe that is the very first dad joke that can be made by a father. And it was well played on his part it seems.

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leogachi 15

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kaotic_angel88 24

He didnt spoil the moment. Hes probably really excited. Plus, he needs to get jokes down now so he can embarrass his children in the future.

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leogachi 15

@36 What reason would Op have had to post this if she didn't think he spoiled the moment? His excitement doesn't change the fact that she thought the joke was dumb.

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9a_1z 12

Because it was a harbinger of what's to come. Her husband has become dad, destroyer of jokes.

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sillymink 9

Why did this even get published? I don't even have a little bit of sympathy. Not F my life material.

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Tyrez 32

Agreed. Don't see anything wrong with this moment.

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mixximoo 24

Congrats OP! Sounds like your husband will be a great dad

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Waschlappen 23

I think he sounds hilarious! And at least he's already committed with calling himself dad. I understand that you might have wanted a different reaction, but when you're with a goof ball you must expect them to react with humor to almost everything, even serious subjects. I know, I'm dating one myself.

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