Health: Today, I explained to my dad that I think I have a vaginal infection....

By hurts.to.pee - 19/01/2012 05:14 - United States

Today, I explained to my dad that I think I have a vaginal infection. I asked if he could take me to the doctor. He responded by saying, "Just shove some ice up there. It'll go away." FML

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By assholedad - 21/06/2013 18:05 - United States - Dayton

Today, I came back from the doctor after having been diagnosed with a UTI. My dad now won't shut up about it, saying stuff like, "You must be 'pissed'", "Looks like 'urine' a bit of pain", and "'Urea'-lly need some antibiotics, son", all while making obnoxious finger quotes in the air. FML

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Today, at my job at a frozen yogurt shop, an elderly woman gladly announced that I'd be seeing a lot of her due to the vaginal infection that she has. Thank you for that, ma'am. FML

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Today, my roommate complained about his penis being smelly and itchy. It's been a week. Yesterday he woke me up in the middle of the night, asking if I had some kind of Vaseline or moisturizer he could use for the itching. He still refuses to go to the doctor. FML

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Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2023 06:30

Today, my uncle called me at work, telling me to rush him to the doctor's. I get home and he doesn't"t want to go anywhere. He says he has the chills, so I turn on the furnace. Next he says he's too hot, and stripped to his underwear. I ask him to let me take him to doctor. He does nothing. Work is expecting me to bring a doctor's note tomorrow. FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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By SnowyConcussion - 23/12/2009 14:30 - United States

Today, after spending the past 4 days asking both my husband and my father-in-law to salt our sidewalk, I slipped on the ice. I hit my head on our concrete stairs. While holding ice on my head, my father-in-law pats my head and says "I'll go get some salt." FML

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kaykay20 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 12:10

Guess you will be making the appointment yourself and taking a taxi?

Voldy_fml 16

Thursday 19 January 2012 12:18

Ice? Wow..Maybe ask your mom? Or a close FEMALE relative?

Comments

SigmaSky 5

Thursday 19 January 2012 22:07

Why does everyone keep telling her to talk to her mom? Did the idea ever cross anyone's mind that she doesn't have one? Maybe she lives with a single father. It sounds like a UTI, OP. Drinking cranberry juice usually flushes it right out.

Akharr01 5

Thursday 19 January 2012 22:21

Love OP's name thingy :)

BlesstheSilence 11

Thursday 19 January 2012 22:30

Just the idea of shoving ice up there is hilariously stupid...

moop256 10

Thursday 19 January 2012 22:39

Hey a cold pussy can be refreshing in the morning

adiatomic 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 23:09

That would make it hurt even more don't you think???

kwazywabbit 9

Thursday 19 January 2012 23:41

Ah yes, i had this not too long ago, if you don't go to see the doctor RIGHT NOW it will get worse and much more painful, nearly killed me, it's a urine infection!

MrLoux 6

Thursday 19 January 2012 23:59

Replace his hemmoroid cream with super glue. Have some ice on stand by, just in case he realizes.

SlightlyUnstable 6

Friday 20 January 2012 0:12

Of course it will! Dad always knows best!

PedoPancakes 7

Friday 20 January 2012 1:17

Ahhh. The loving words of a father

DKjazz 20

Friday 20 January 2012 2:12

Fill a small, preferably unused condom with water, tie it off and stick it in the freezer. Optionally, fill it with your favorite fruit juice instead, and make a delicious cocksickle. I've heard cranberry juice is especially effective.