Health: Today, I explained to my dad that I think I have a vaginal infection....

By hurts.to.pee - 19/01/2012 05:14 - United States

Today, I explained to my dad that I think I have a vaginal infection. I asked if he could take me to the doctor. He responded by saying, "Just shove some ice up there. It'll go away." FML

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By Offended - 19/02/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, in school my shoulder was killing me from a softball injury. I went to the nurse's office and asked "Can I have some ice?" They responded with "Why, what happened to your face?" FML

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By weman - 04/09/2021 02:00

Today, I went to the doctor to see if she could check a lump in my vagina. She pushed the lump and asked, "Does this make you want to use the bathroom for a number 2?" I said yes. Turns out, it’s hard poop pushing against my intestines and the outside vagina wall. FML

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By assholedad - 21/06/2013 18:05 - United States - Dayton

Today, I came back from the doctor after having been diagnosed with a UTI. My dad now won't shut up about it, saying stuff like, "You must be 'pissed'", "Looks like 'urine' a bit of pain", and "'Urea'-lly need some antibiotics, son", all while making obnoxious finger quotes in the air. FML

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By Sun_Kissed18 - 09/07/2014 07:26 - United States - Hillsborough

Today, at my job at a frozen yogurt shop, an elderly woman gladly announced that I'd be seeing a lot of her due to the vaginal infection that she has. Thank you for that, ma'am. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2019 12:00

Today, my grandmother loudly announced that she has a yeast infection. Under her breast. She attempted to show me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2011 00:09 - Denmark

Today, my roommate complained about his penis being smelly and itchy. It's been a week. Yesterday he woke me up in the middle of the night, asking if I had some kind of Vaseline or moisturizer he could use for the itching. He still refuses to go to the doctor. FML

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By smf_ds - 31/07/2015 20:48 - Portugal - Rebordosa

Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML

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False alarm

By Anonymous - 13/10/2023 06:30

Today, my uncle called me at work, telling me to rush him to the doctor's. I get home and he doesn't"t want to go anywhere. He says he has the chills, so I turn on the furnace. Next he says he's too hot, and stripped to his underwear. I ask him to let me take him to doctor. He does nothing. Work is expecting me to bring a doctor's note tomorrow. FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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By SnowyConcussion - 23/12/2009 14:30 - United States

Today, after spending the past 4 days asking both my husband and my father-in-law to salt our sidewalk, I slipped on the ice. I hit my head on our concrete stairs. While holding ice on my head, my father-in-law pats my head and says "I'll go get some salt." FML

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kaykay20 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 12:10

Guess you will be making the appointment yourself and taking a taxi?

Voldy_fml 16

Thursday 19 January 2012 12:18

Ice? Wow..Maybe ask your mom? Or a close FEMALE relative?

Comments

cshell424 10

Thursday 19 January 2012 17:19

IF IT HURTS TO PEE YOU HAVE A UTI!!!! You do not pee out of your ******. It's a separate hole. Get some cranberry pills and cranberry juice. You should go to the dr., though, because you may need an antibiotic if it's too far along.

cshell424 10

Thursday 19 January 2012 17:21

and i know it hurts when you pee because of the nickname you posted under

sharktat2 10

Thursday 19 January 2012 17:45

Wow #54 must be extremely bored... no offense

spaboolly 26

Thursday 19 January 2012 21:36

Believe it or not, some people are kind, courteous, and intelligent enough to take 5 minutes out of their day to try to help someone.

Cinn_fml 22

Thursday 19 January 2012 22:02

Don't worry about people like that, Spaboolly, I thought your comment was rather helpful.

arvale8802 1

Thursday 19 January 2012 17:55

I would never tell my dad that.

hateevryone 14

Thursday 19 January 2012 18:35

a woman would've understood.

klimp 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 18:59

Why aren't you going to your mom about this problem. Definitely not something your dad should be told about.

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Thursday 19 January 2012 19:10

Maybe there is no mom option for the OP.......

charmanderCHAR 5

Thursday 19 January 2012 19:33

You ever think of the possibility that OP doesn't live with her mom, and just her dad?

silencedistant 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 19:10

Some dads get uncomfortable when their daughters ask them stuff about "lady parts". Make an appointment to see your doctor, at least daddy is trying somewhat but you probably made him embarrassed.

SpRiTzSpLaSh 7

Thursday 19 January 2012 19:24

I think you have a uterus infection. It hurts to pee, right? Just drink a lot of water to force your body to urinate and it'll go away in a day.

prettyinpink90 7

Thursday 19 January 2012 20:37

Girls do not pee out of their ******. We pee out of our urethra which ***** just in front of the vaginal opening. You should know this. Anyway it would not burn to pee OP's if they had a uterus infection.