Health: Today, I explained to my dad that I think I have a vaginal infection....

By hurts.to.pee - 19/01/2012 05:14 - United States

Today, I explained to my dad that I think I have a vaginal infection. I asked if he could take me to the doctor. He responded by saying, "Just shove some ice up there. It'll go away." FML

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By Offended - 19/02/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, in school my shoulder was killing me from a softball injury. I went to the nurse's office and asked "Can I have some ice?" They responded with "Why, what happened to your face?" FML

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By weman - 04/09/2021 02:00

Today, I went to the doctor to see if she could check a lump in my vagina. She pushed the lump and asked, "Does this make you want to use the bathroom for a number 2?" I said yes. Turns out, it’s hard poop pushing against my intestines and the outside vagina wall. FML

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By assholedad - 21/06/2013 18:05 - United States - Dayton

Today, I came back from the doctor after having been diagnosed with a UTI. My dad now won't shut up about it, saying stuff like, "You must be 'pissed'", "Looks like 'urine' a bit of pain", and "'Urea'-lly need some antibiotics, son", all while making obnoxious finger quotes in the air. FML

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By Sun_Kissed18 - 09/07/2014 07:26 - United States - Hillsborough

Today, at my job at a frozen yogurt shop, an elderly woman gladly announced that I'd be seeing a lot of her due to the vaginal infection that she has. Thank you for that, ma'am. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2019 12:00

Today, my grandmother loudly announced that she has a yeast infection. Under her breast. She attempted to show me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2011 00:09 - Denmark

Today, my roommate complained about his penis being smelly and itchy. It's been a week. Yesterday he woke me up in the middle of the night, asking if I had some kind of Vaseline or moisturizer he could use for the itching. He still refuses to go to the doctor. FML

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By smf_ds - 31/07/2015 20:48 - Portugal - Rebordosa

Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML

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False alarm

By Anonymous - 13/10/2023 06:30

Today, my uncle called me at work, telling me to rush him to the doctor's. I get home and he doesn't"t want to go anywhere. He says he has the chills, so I turn on the furnace. Next he says he's too hot, and stripped to his underwear. I ask him to let me take him to doctor. He does nothing. Work is expecting me to bring a doctor's note tomorrow. FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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By SnowyConcussion - 23/12/2009 14:30 - United States

Today, after spending the past 4 days asking both my husband and my father-in-law to salt our sidewalk, I slipped on the ice. I hit my head on our concrete stairs. While holding ice on my head, my father-in-law pats my head and says "I'll go get some salt." FML

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kaykay20 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 12:10

Guess you will be making the appointment yourself and taking a taxi?

Voldy_fml 16

Thursday 19 January 2012 12:18

Ice? Wow..Maybe ask your mom? Or a close FEMALE relative?

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Jenna152 5

Friday 20 January 2012 23:13

Dad's will never understand, get your friend to drive you and say "Hoe did that get on the health bill?" Always works when you talk about vaginal stuff.

leahloo 4

Saturday 21 January 2012 0:41

you might have a bladder infection... drink lots of water and some cranberry juice. make an appointment yourself and get to a doctor. men are stupid and ice won't fix it.

BostonBruinsFan 8

Sunday 22 January 2012 2:30

Wtf?

BostonBruinsFan 8

Sunday 22 January 2012 2:31

I wonder what sex would be like?

eatsleepjb 8

Sunday 22 January 2012 17:35

Assuming op has a mom, ask her. And if not, ask your aunt or a female that you trust because these kinds of things can be dangerous.

jacob4592 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 8:06

Seriously lmao

mellowmo0d88 8

Friday 3 February 2012 11:15

Oh, dads... They always mean well.

Trollin56 0

Monday 20 February 2012 21:09

Why would you tell your dad about that? Thats more of a thing you would tell a FEMALE friend. You should punch him in the nose and when he starts to complain about the pain tell him to shove some ice up his nose!!!!! That must really hurt though. I had a problem like that a little while ago. Hope you get better soon!!!???

beardedbastard 5

Sunday 12 October 2014 6:52

spoken like a bitch on the rag... 2 years late.. but its still a zinger!

SailorSolaris 43

Thursday 16 April 2015 0:49

Ironically enough, I cured Trechomaniasis with nothing but Activia yogurt and Vagisil cream. I know you've probably recovered by now, but it's food for thought.