By clutzirella - 07/08/2015 06:32 - United States - Bradenton

Today, I fed my 4ft python a live rat for the first time. He now has a new friend he won't let me near. FML
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clutzirella 17

the snake is not dead or bitten. I knew what I was doing and the rat is dead and eaten. they were all buddy for a matter of 20 minutes.

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martin29417 11

Your Phyton is probably not hungry right now or something is wrong with his stomach

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Feklfekl2222 32

As soon as he gets hungry he'll eat it, so unless the rat shows signs he wants to bite your Python I wouldn't worry

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oy21vey 11

The hierarchy of affection here is both extremely strange and really amusing. Oh, America....

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MinxAlive 13

Live food is better than the snake starving but should only be done before force feeding, not just for the fun of it. If the snake doesn't eat it, you need to take the rat out because they can be really dangerous and cause a lot of damage to the snake.

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Radayam 19

The Garfield of snakes.

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Dexter83_fml 17

You are a complete asshole. Go play in traffic.

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Megatron_Griffin 25

Spot the animal rights activist

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RedPillSucks 31

echos of nemo... *rats are our friends, not our food*

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fmlashl 13

probably my favorite comment on here lol

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middlenamefrank 8

Sure he does, until he gets hungry. Then he'll have his new friend over for lunch.

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deathshead 19

I want to make a witty dating joke but... rats got my tongue... (but hopefully not the snakes)

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Soloman212 28

What makes something more lovable? Fur? Mammaries? Affection is a matter of circumstance. If you get yourself a neat little reptilian friend that is all cool and slithery, you'll love him. If you get yourself a cute little ball of fur with twitchy wats, you'll love him. If you come across a snake in the underbrush of a weekend hike, you'll kick the little ******. Who says what we can and can't have affection for? I say better a snake than a body pillow. Snakes are badass.

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igive 29

Have you not seen videos of people in other countries where people live with snakes crawling about their homes? Such as regions in India. Americans aren't the only ones.

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KaidensCrow 18

man up and take the rat out... if you are afraid of your snake then get something else. if you work with cats you will get scratched eventually. if you work with dogs you will get bit or scratched at some point... same goes with reptiles.... it is very dangerous to leave a live rat unsupervised with your snake....the rat can sever his spine in a second... or even gouge open his belly or crack his skull if he gets the head.... sorry to be graphic but you should know whAt can happen to your snake

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