By guyshithappensto - 22/05/2010 02:41 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. If that wasn't bad enough, I awoke gasping for air. I almost drowned in my arm fat. FML
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x805xUnknown 6

It's impossible too drown when no water is present, Dumbass.

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1LL337 0

YDI for sleeping in class

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IDigSmartLadies 0

You didn't almost drown, because that's when you have liquid block your lungs. When it's something covering your airway externally, that's being suffocated. But then, if you weren't falling asleep in class, you might have known that, fatass.

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mrmaks18 7

76 has solved your first prob which is u weren't gona drown and as far as the fat goes get the biggest loser iPhone app and start moving before your next weigh in

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woopsy 0

the first thing i said after fin

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woopsy 0

the first thing i said after finishing reading this FML was..."aww how cute"

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sk8ergirl553 0

dont worry about it if you put your mouth and nose over your arm because you can wake up if you dont have any air.

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purplepickle 0

everybody has put their head down in class at some point, maybe the teacher wasnt even talking, he was done with his work, they were having a brain break, he knew all the info already because he studies, all these possibilities

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