By Victor - 09/09/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML
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crazzle 0

Wow, your teacher has alot of time to waste...

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CraziOne 0

Hey this just shows your teacher has a sence of humor.

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regalarius 0

Yeah, this sounds like an awesome teacher. My high school chemistry teacher - requiesat in pace - once got...I don't remember what, but *something* that emits a very loud BANG when a flame is applied to it, put it next to a sleeping guy's head, and lit it. That guy woke up in a hurry. Same class, same guy IIRC - one morning the teacher walks in with a vial of sulfiric acid and says, "If your sinuses are clogged, take a snort of THIS!" The guy, sitting in the front row, LEAPT out of his seat, grabbed it from my stunned teacher's hands, and...well, snorted *over* it, he didn't snort it *up,* but...well, his sinuses were clear for the rest of the day, to say the least.

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KayleeFrye 39

I pulled a similar stunt with one of my students last year. He fell asleep in class, and when he woke up, I told him that he had missed the review for the HUGE exam I was going to give the next day. The other students played along, and we let him suffer for about 2 minutes before we took pity on him. No one sleeps in my class now! OP-This is not an FML, this is a good joke. Grow a sense of humor! :)

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Egotistical 0

Seriously who the **** is letting these crappy fml's get posted? God. This isn't a fml. More of a GETOFFTHISSITE. Just please someone post an fml that will make my day!!!

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Paws_Cat 29

It's called **** My Life. It's not supposed to make your day.

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nadromac 0

haha classic. I had a 5th grade teacher who did that to a kid once.

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happyvalleygirl 0

That's pretty sweet actually. A kid fell asleep in class when I was in school. The teacher and another student lifted up the kid's desk and stuck in halfway out the window.

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infidelboy 0

Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. You win this round teacher. MLIA

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sublime93 0

That was amazing #21.

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swedishgirl_fml 0

Funny teacher but you ar a pussy... Thats no FML! Nooooooooooooooooooooo FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wankster 0

You shoulda just kept going home haha

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plexico 3

Here's a nice trick to prevent falling asleep in class. Imagine there's a rule that if anyone falls asleep in class, all of the guys can form a circle jerk around him and coat him with spooge. That works better than toothpicks on the eyelids.

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Casualt1234 0

essentially a narcoleptic version of soggy biscuit?

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