Miscellaneous: Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up...

By Victor - 09/09/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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By "AdorableDoxie" - 17/12/2018 22:00

Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML

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Dozing off

By Math_Rocker - 02/09/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML

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By nevasurprised - 10/01/2012 14:50 - Germany

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML

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Cruel driver

By Anonymous - 19/10/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was late for class and I had to run to catch my bus, which only stops near our house twice a day. I made it to the doors just as they closed, and the bus drove away… with my sweaty reflection staring back at me in the moving bus door window. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

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By yogabbagabba - 03/09/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML

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By shnigel - 27/02/2010 20:04 - United States

Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML

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So brave

By baller12 - 03/02/2009 15:25 - United States

Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML

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v1knownaz_chris 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:04

lmao epic win teacher

revesburger 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:05

you teacher is the best :)

Comments

jessxoxo28 5

Wednesday 9 September 2009 22:20

teachers can be bitches sometimes. but atleast u didnt miss the bus

J3553ROCKS 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 22:30

You can tell this is a black guy, because no smart white person says "ran out the room". Plus, he made a bunch of punctuation errors. Moron.

smilertylerfudge 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 22:47

44 -wow your the biggest ******* rascist asshole evr.. youre a ******* douche i hope people make fun of you for the rest of your life you stupid asshole

mexicansweetie48 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 23:14

#44 get over ur stupid self. go find someone who cares about ur stupid racist comments.

seaotter007 4

Wednesday 25 July 2012 14:22

You sir, are racist.

bffa1234 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 22:34

Man I wish your teacher had a GOOD sense of humor -_-

iSmellNice 2

Wednesday 9 September 2009 22:44

Your teacher's full of win!

mister_moops 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 22:55

fun teacher. you slept. didn't actually miss your bus. fyl.

haha_lmao_rofl 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 23:00

haha, big deal, you know that shit will be funny in a ocuple of days, just tell it and play it off cool. people like stories. and U FAIL. not a FML at all