Miscellaneous: Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other...

By typical - 13/04/2013 23:49 - United States - Cheshire

Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML

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By Austin - 17/06/2016 05:57 - United States - Rancho Cordova

Today, I fell down the stairs of my apartment building because I thought my cat was a ghost. FML

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By coloris - 03/08/2019 00:01

Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML

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By Lily - 09/06/2012 23:43 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I fell going down the stairs and hit my head on the wall. My parents came frantically running to my side, but only to make sure I hadn't damaged the wall. FML

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By sari14 - 11/02/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was standing at the top of the stairs petting my dog. The doorbell rang and my dog bolted down the stairs, tripping me. I fell down the whole flight of stairs backwards. Turns out the person at the door was my brother who had locked himself out. I almost died for no reason. FML

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By Never Work With Animals or Children - 26/05/2012 11:06 - United States - Van Nuys

Today, I ran out of the house after my dog, tripped and knocked myself out on the railing by the front step. I woke up to my little brother lifting up the back of my dress for the neighborhood to see. FML

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By Bug - 15/10/2012 21:38 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I fell down the stairs. Lying on my back in extreme pain, I called my mom for help. When she came over, she said I looked like a dead bug, took a picture and posted it on Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2010 19:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML

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By ... - 02/10/2012 20:55 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML

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By poopEVERYWHERE - 18/09/2009 14:27 - United States

Today, I heard my dad screaming in the hallway. Thinking he was having a heart attack I ran to the hall without looking where I was going. I slipped and slid towards my dad in what turned out to be a mass quantity of diarrhea from one of my two dogs. He was screaming because he stepped in it. FML

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By catattack78 - 21/10/2010 14:48 - United States

Today, I was walking down my very steep basement stairs when I fell and rolled all the way down but luckily I didn't hurt anything. While walking back up around the very last stair, my cat jumped out on me, causing me to roll all the way back down. FML

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Sunday 14 April 2013 9:36

Wonder how some people consider themselves parents. :/ you could've been really hurt

horsesaboveppl 9

Sunday 14 April 2013 9:36

I would be worried about the dog too

Comments

HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Sunday 14 April 2013 9:48

I wish I could give you a beer OP, I've got some colder than your mom's heart.

Nikkitaria 9

Sunday 14 April 2013 9:49

Here's to hoping she walked away because she saw you weren't hurt.

ironichalibut 24

Sunday 14 April 2013 9:52

How dare you make her think her precious dog was hurt. Cats fall down stairs, but they pull it off like pros.

Megan639 16

Sunday 14 April 2013 10:08

I hate parents who are obsessed with animals

Jharrist89 12

Sunday 14 April 2013 12:03

Well at least you know where you stand in your house. Sorry op..

SaxophoneHero 12

Sunday 14 April 2013 15:57

Judging by OP's fall down the stairs, standing is something he/she has trouble with.

interesting33 36

Sunday 14 April 2013 12:57

I suppose it is because she assumes you will be alright and able to take care of yourself - although accidents do happen :( But the dog wouldn't be able to look after itself if it got hurt. Still sucks though.