Health: Today, I fell over on the bus. X-Rays revealed not only that...

By Anonymous - 19/12/2010 09:17 - New Zealand

Today, I fell over on the bus. X-Rays revealed not only that I have been growing extra bones in my foot, but that when I fell, I crushed all of them. Doctors don't know how to fix bones that aren't supposed to be there, so they're just going to cut them out. Two days before Christmas. FML

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By Tallie - 01/10/2018 12:00

Today, I fell down the stairs, breaking my foot and tendons. It was the first time I had ever broken anything, and the doctor said that it's the most complicated break he'd ever seen. It's too complicated to operate. Now I'm stuck in a wheelchair for god knows how long. FML

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By Murphy’s Law - 04/03/2021 20:01 - United States - Troy

Today, I went to see the doctor for my daughter and myself. I fell two weeks ago, I thought I'd sprained my ankle but apparently I broke my leg instead. I’ve been limping around for two weeks. My daughter was sick, which is the only reason I got X-rayed. It may need screws. FML

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By klutz - 15/12/2016 15:41 - United States - Woburn

Today, I broke my fifth bone in three years. While I'd like say that they've all been scary, athletic injuries, most have been from attempting to do things as mundane as walking. FML

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By julieriis - 23/12/2015 18:03 - Denmark - Hals

Today, I was in a car accident, two days before Christmas. I'm now laying at home, not able to walk. My whole family thinks that I'm joking. A car drove over my foot, I'm not joking. FML

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By Aracrifice98 - 03/07/2021 01:59

Today, the day after saying that I'd never broken a bone, I snapped my fibula in half. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2023 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my first day of going to the gym, some gym bro dropped his weights, which you’re not supposed to do, right on the top of my foot. I have complex crush fractures in most of my foot bones, I’m going to need surgeries, probably metal pins, and I can’t put weight on it for months. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2023 18:00

Today, I kicked my coffee table while barefoot, got an X-ray, and I’d cracked the bone. Got home, kicked the exact same table with the exact same toe, got another X-ray, the crack is now a full-on break. What a day. FML

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By ... - 02/10/2012 20:55 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML

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Sunday 19 December 2010 16:36

Ask if you can keep the freak bones! You can make a necklace as a gift!

zelly05 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 16:34

ohh merry Xmas??

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NeverShoutHaylee 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 20:21

You get your Christmas gift early this year! ^-^

lucywho26 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 20:34

sorry man. get well soon

hockeycapsgirl 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 20:54

that's my birthday!!

NeverShoutHaylee 0

Monday 20 December 2010 2:32

happy early b-day!

ArthursLifeSucks 2

Sunday 19 December 2010 21:10

Sounds like they're doing you a favor. Not an FML.

ThickHead 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 21:59

Wtf dude? it's like the 19th we got 6 days before Christmas! GET A CALENDER!!

letsgooo_fml 23

Sunday 19 December 2010 22:40

I'm sure he meant that his bones will get cut out 2 days before Christmas...

Mashit13 2

Monday 20 December 2010 2:33

They don't just haul you into an operating room cause your feet are messed. OP's surgery is gonna hapen in on the 23rd, when it will be two days till christmas.

HomeAl0ne 20

Sunday 19 December 2010 21:59

On the plus side, with those extra bones in your feet all these years your Christmas stockings must have been XXXL.

ItsJustMak 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 11:26

wtf? lmfao

letmeinplease 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 22:04

That's not so bad- unless you'll have trouble getting home for Christmas Day. As people have said, you'll be waited on hand and foot. And a foot cast is about the easiest type of broken bone to cope with- trust me, I've broken my fair share. Ladt year my brother had his wisdom teeth out just before christmas and was eating nothing but liquids. THAT'S an FML.

Arschloch04 0

Monday 20 December 2010 0:09

I had my wisdom teeth removed along with them hooking a tooth in the roof of my mouth with a chain to pull it down. It may have hurt, but at least they give you painkillers. ;)

Kirbycat 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 22:34

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 19 December 2010 23:08

Does your christmas stocking look like a glove? Does it have more than 5 digits?

Chasted 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 23:58

I thought it was standard procedure to cut those things off when found. Well, if it isn't, it's still being chopped off and you'll notice an improvement in your feet.