Health: Today, I fell over on the bus. X-Rays revealed not only that...

By Anonymous - 19/12/2010 09:17 - New Zealand

Today, I fell over on the bus. X-Rays revealed not only that I have been growing extra bones in my foot, but that when I fell, I crushed all of them. Doctors don't know how to fix bones that aren't supposed to be there, so they're just going to cut them out. Two days before Christmas. FML

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By SnappyMcOuches - 19/09/2018 14:00

Today, I found out that I not only dislocated two bones in my foot, but also fractured one of those two bones and snapped the other. How did this happen? I tripped over a single stair walking from the bar to the beer garden. I didn't even get to drink anything. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2018 17:30

Today, years after I stepped on a nail and had the wound stitched, I got an X-ray. I've had serious trouble walking, and it turns out I had 2.5 inches of nail living in the sole of my foot, stabbing up into my ankle joint. I now need major surgery. FML

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By Tallie - 01/10/2018 12:00

Today, I fell down the stairs, breaking my foot and tendons. It was the first time I had ever broken anything, and the doctor said that it's the most complicated break he'd ever seen. It's too complicated to operate. Now I'm stuck in a wheelchair for god knows how long. FML

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By Murphy’s Law - 04/03/2021 20:01 - United States - Troy

Today, I went to see the doctor for my daughter and myself. I fell two weeks ago, I thought I'd sprained my ankle but apparently I broke my leg instead. I’ve been limping around for two weeks. My daughter was sick, which is the only reason I got X-rayed. It may need screws. FML

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By klutz - 15/12/2016 15:41 - United States - Woburn

Today, I broke my fifth bone in three years. While I'd like say that they've all been scary, athletic injuries, most have been from attempting to do things as mundane as walking. FML

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By julieriis - 23/12/2015 18:03 - Denmark - Hals

Today, I was in a car accident, two days before Christmas. I'm now laying at home, not able to walk. My whole family thinks that I'm joking. A car drove over my foot, I'm not joking. FML

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Ouch

By Aracrifice98 - 03/07/2021 01:59

Today, the day after saying that I'd never broken a bone, I snapped my fibula in half. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2023 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my first day of going to the gym, some gym bro dropped his weights, which you’re not supposed to do, right on the top of my foot. I have complex crush fractures in most of my foot bones, I’m going to need surgeries, probably metal pins, and I can’t put weight on it for months. FML

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A day in the life

By Anonymous - 19/01/2023 18:00

Today, I kicked my coffee table while barefoot, got an X-ray, and I’d cracked the bone. Got home, kicked the exact same table with the exact same toe, got another X-ray, the crack is now a full-on break. What a day. FML

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By ... - 02/10/2012 20:55 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML

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Sunday 19 December 2010 16:36

Ask if you can keep the freak bones! You can make a necklace as a gift!

zelly05 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 16:34

ohh merry Xmas??

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goalie_gurl 0

Monday 20 December 2010 2:10

how could it be christmas in two days if it's only the 19th?

Mashit13 2

Monday 20 December 2010 2:29

OP means the surgery is SCHEDULED for two days before christmas. They don't rush rush an operation unless it's an emergency.

Shadow111 0

Monday 20 December 2010 2:29

xmas is in a week

Doortje 29

Monday 20 December 2010 2:30

Try reading the comment above you, thank you very much.

Jojoo13_fml 0

Monday 20 December 2010 3:03

Christmas is in 5 days, smarty pants.

LilaBear 1

Monday 20 December 2010 3:13

the surgery is SCHEDULED 2 days before Christmas, smarty pants.

ItsJustMak 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 15:14

Ohh your using big girl word! Smarty Pants :) i like that one. your how old? 12?

LilaBear 1

Monday 20 December 2010 3:11

well, I'm sure doctors know HOW to fix the bones, but they probably figure that seeing as the bones shouldn't be there, there's no point in fixing them.

theeye534 0

Monday 20 December 2010 3:46

I can relate to OP. I just found out that I have an extra bone in my foot, right above my heel. its supposed to fuse to your heel bone when you grow but apparently mine didn't. I'll be finding out from my doctor tomorrow what I need to do about it. thanks to this fml I'm really looking forward to finding out lol.