Miscellaneous: Today, I figured out it's the first time my roommate has done...

By kkbb - 14/03/2010 06:05 - United States

Today, I figured out it's the first time my roommate has done the dishes after living together an entire year, but I got to clean up the bubble waterfall that came pouring out of the dishwasher because she couldn't figure out where the detergent was supposed to go. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2021 20:00

Today, my roommate said that whoever was doing the dishes was doing it wrong. I've been doing the dishes for weeks. So much for being a clean roommate. FML

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By youredisgusting - 03/10/2014 07:00 - United States - Merced

Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML

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Negotiations

By Anonymous - 22/09/2020 17:01

Today, I had to tell my 28-year-old roommate she needs to wash her hands after using the bathroom. She then said she’d try, as long as I try to put my dishes in the dishwasher. Those aren’t even on the same level. FML

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Finally

By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 00:37 - Canada

Today, I came home and saw my roommate had taken out the garbage for the first time in the three years we have lived in the same house. Unfortunately, the bag of laundry I had by the door was taken out with it as well. FML

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Filtered

By Anonymous - 13/11/2021 13:59 - Canada - Port Moody

Today, I discovered that my dishwasher has a filter. I cleaned out food from it that has never been in my kitchen since I moved in. FML

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By GrossedOut - 11/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML

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Dishwasher pod challenged

By Anonymous - 11/11/2021 23:00

Today, after submitting a work order to our landlord due to our dishwasher being “broken”, my roommate and I found out there is a wrong way to put dishwasher pods in. We’re both 25 and have gone our whole lives not knowing this. FML

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By Pissedoffwife - 07/07/2019 14:00

Today, our dishwasher broke. It's my husband's chore to do the dishes, but he refused to hand-wash them, and instead suggested we take them all up to his mother's for her to put in her dishwasher. FML

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Pig in shit

By Anonymous - 18/10/2021 14:00

Today, after leaving for a two-week-trip, and thinking this time my mom would finally have no choice but to clean the dirty toilet herself for once, because I’ve been doing it the entire year, along with most other chores, I think you can guess what I did first thing upon my return. FML

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By anon - 23/03/2011 04:56

Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML

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XR6Falcon 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 12:12

Lol, took you a year to realise your room mate doesn't do the dishes.....

dudeitsdanny 9

Sunday 14 March 2010 12:15

Teach her. Problem solved. YDI for not making her clean it.

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xSPiDERPiGx 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 12:56

YDI for being in the kitchen and not making me a sammich BITCH..

XR6Falcon 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 13:06

Then her roommate can make us all sandwiches.

stolencrackers 1

Sunday 14 March 2010 13:07

Well, that sucks it left a mess. However, until I moved into a place that had one (at the age of 21), I had NO idea how to use the dishwasher. I didn't even know where to look for the detergent at the store. I still feel weird with dishwashers so, I prefer to do them by hand, call me old fashioned :P

taycandy96 2

Sunday 14 March 2010 16:25

Plus, they are cleaner because you give each of them their own special attention by washing them one by one.

MakaPaka_fml 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 13:09

Hey, look at the positives. BUBBLE PARTY! Teehee~

droubz 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 13:16

kill her lol

jessiii_xo 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 13:46

IVE DONE THAT!

xSPiDERPiGx 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 13:53

I HATE YOU MODERATORS deleting valid comments geezus guys DELETE THIS MO'FOs. FYL's

gigi_bella 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 14:30

*waits for idiotic comments about deserving it for living in New Jersey*

okieraider71 4

Sunday 14 March 2010 14:58

Don't kid yourself anyone. The room mate is much smarter than the OP. Even if she is blonde and from Jersey. She just got out of doing the dishes ever again. Next it will be the room mate complaining she does not know how to wipe her own ass to the OP....