By Wwiimaniac - 25/06/2012 14:05 - United States - Dallas

Today, I finally achieved the perfect hourglass figure. Too bad I'm a guy. FML
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dankpotatoes 2

Don't complain. Most girls would kill to be your size!

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insanexnh 13

I don't really see the FML side of this... there's nothing wrong with curves. Like #1 said, some women are actually attracted to that. If you want to get rid of them, hey, it's your choice, and I'm not gonna be the one who tries to stop you.

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SadIife 6

Ah don't worry, not every guy has a masculine body, a lot are skinny.

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SelenaMilkshake 17

I prefer skinny ones too :3

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hecallsmedarlin 7

Eh skinny isn't my thing, don't wanna twig that will break in half an can't protect me. My boyfriend has muscles, very defined body, and abs you see in commercials..:) That'x what I prefer!

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Different people have different preferences. There's definitely nothing wrong with liking skinny guys.

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NoReservations 9

It left out my heart in my comment above :/ I love skinny guys, my boyfriend weighs 111 and he looks absolutely perfect to me :)

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dsbs 9

What about the fat guys?

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noisebox 1

There might be a panty waist out there whose ready to go with the flow...

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whY402Jay 12

You should see about getting a contract.

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arduousRainbow 1

Is it now safe to say that your hips don't lie?

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inkedav 8

What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools?.... A fruit stand.. :l

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OffToTheGayBar 9

I have an hourglass, too. I am not alone, huzzah! Those damned aliens haven't screwed me yet, or have they...? >.O

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dellis44 7

its better than getting the perfect circular figure.

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FlashBurn 13

Man, I know that's got to suck. Though I've had women, and a guy or two (awkward), tell me I have a nice arse and it's not flat like other guys.

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