By Wwiimaniac - 25/06/2012 14:05 - United States - Dallas

Today, I finally achieved the perfect hourglass figure. Too bad I'm a guy. FML
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dankpotatoes 2

Don't complain. Most girls would kill to be your size!

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sporty1200xlr 6

If you said " finally achieved " then you probably wanted it and this fml is a waste

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THE_A_TEEN 27

It's called sarcasm. Get it? Got it? Good.

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Skinwalker131 5

Hourglass body shapes are overrated... Trust me its impossible to shop for!! Ugh...

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

At least you have a small waist. Hey, it could be worse. You could be obese.

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Calyx_fml 21

Go to Brazil. Their doctors can hook you up with some breast implants and a ******. You'll look fabulous!

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br0ccoli 14

You must tell womenkind your secrets. Inquiring minds want to know.

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BradenLock 4

I can't really conjure up a mental image of this. Not quite sure why I want one, but I keep trying.

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ThisAJ16 0

Maybe now your milkshakes will bring the boys to the yard.

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sylvie211 6

i think op may be emaiciated...eat more dude

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RedPillSucks 31

As dudes line up to get "eaten", I don't think that's what he really want's to do. Perhaps there's a comma missing someplace, otherwise this becomes like the human version of Chick-Fila

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perdix 29

You could become a very successful tranny! That bubble butt of yours will make you very popular;)

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shots1996 8

I see you Are also a man from Texas. Eat a steak boy go work outside

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