By joeidk - 12/05/2013 00:07 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I finally convinced my mom to read Fight Club. As English isn't her first language, she occasionally asked me to translate some of the words. Her latest question: "What's a dildo?" FML
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Same thing different taste

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ItsAnanya 25

You could have just NOT convinced her to read it OP. YDI.

Just tell her what it is for her reaction

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"Can't tell you mom. Rules are rules."

perdix 29

*****, n. -- a guy who tricks his mom into reading pornography.

itzkyle 5

Not your fault! It was a great book, ofcourse you should've recommended it. Just... respond like "tis a tool used to clean dirty spots" Not exactly false

18, in russian "*****" is imported and very uncommonly used word known mostly to english-speaking bilingual russians or hardcore **** fanatics. Instead of "*****" they use "falloimitator", which is known for much larger number of people. The word probably has medical origin.

born_hustla 26

Ever thought of a dictionary to go with that?!

You act as if she's a teenage boy who is going to laugh at the meaning.

Fight club is a good book...but not if english is not your first language...

Haha . Lol lol the same thing happend with my mother in law ! She didnt know what a ***** is and a boner =_= lol