Miscellaneous: Today, I finally convinced my mom to read Fight Club. As English...

By joeidk - 12/05/2013 00:07 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I finally convinced my mom to read Fight Club. As English isn't her first language, she occasionally asked me to translate some of the words. Her latest question: "What's a dildo?" FML

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By thanks mom ¬_¬ - 24/08/2013 22:05 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, my mom visited my new apartment for the first time. I was showing her the bedroom, when she looked into my opened sock drawer and said, "Using Durex, eh? Yeah, you were born 'cause a Trojan split." FML

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By dunicha - 17/11/2011 00:37 - United States

Today, I was reading a book in German, which I don't know very well. Suddenly I reached a passage I had no trouble understanding. Excited, I showed my husband, saying I was finally getting the hang of it. He laughed and patted my head. Turns out, that particular passage was a quote. In English. FML

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By tracy4191 - 18/09/2016 05:21 - United States - Ponchatoula

Today, I found out my mom sleeps in my room when I'm at college during the week. I discovered this my bumping into her dildo with my foot. FML

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We got a reader!

By Anonymous - 28/09/2012 05:18 - United States - Hobbs

Today, my new boyfriend came over to my apartment for the first time. Up until now I thought he was great, but when he spotted the book I'm currently reading next to my couch, he uttered the immortal question, "Why do you read?" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2015 15:22 - United States

Today, while I was working at a children's toy store, a woman walked in, looked around a bit, then asked if we sold dildos. FML

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By Broly171 - 01/10/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, I lent my parents a copy of "The Dark Knight", saying it was one of my favorite movies so they needed to watch it. A bit later my mom called... Apparently my roommate wanted to watch it as well, but couldn't find the case to his porno and decided to just use the Batman case instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 16:14 - United States

Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2015 20:41 - United Kingdom - Oundle

Today, in the middle of the supermarket, my 7 year old son asked me what a cocksucker is and why his mum always calls me that. FML

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By skinnyguy23 - 10/09/2014 22:40 - United States - Briarcliff Manor

Today, I received a package. When my mom asked what I had bought, I had told her that I had ordered dumbbells and was going to start lifting. She laughed her way into the kitchen. FML

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By JackAttack - 20/01/2009 08:27 - United States

Today, my mom just handed me a book called "100 Ways To Motivate Yourself." FML

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Sunday 12 May 2013 10:27

You could have just NOT convinced her to read it OP. YDI.

sabrinaacrow 26

Sunday 12 May 2013 10:28

Just tell her what it is for her reaction

Comments

perdix 29

Monday 13 May 2013 2:18

#41, is it "dildeaux?" Est-ce que je suis ecrire? (Am I right? For those who don't no French.)

happylawyer 16

Monday 13 May 2013 3:50

I thought idildo was an universal word together with Amen and Aleluya.

who10nanny 8

Monday 13 May 2013 4:31

It's Chuck Palahniuk. Of course the word ***** is in there.

Ki11erC 18

Monday 13 May 2013 4:54

Odd choice of been to suggest but I commend it, everyone knows the film and almost no one has read the book or even knows it exists. Also very different in places than the film.

fmelots 9

Monday 13 May 2013 7:27

Chill out, you're not the one who chose to include a ***** in the story.

Imthebomb36 2

Monday 13 May 2013 21:16

Hire a hitman. Curiosity kills the cat! :)

iamthunder 4

Monday 13 May 2013 23:58

Just pull the one you have in your night stand drawer out and show her.

iwadasn 32

Tuesday 14 May 2013 7:08

Why would you make her read a book you don't want to discuss with her? It sounds like it's not the kind of book she would want to read in the first place.