Kids: Today, I finally convinced my son to use the potty. Later, he...

By Anonymous - 01/06/2010 16:43 - United States

Today, I finally convinced my son to use the potty. Later, he saw a show on TV about a toilet monster. Now he's too scared to even step foot into the bathroom. Here's to another few months of diaper changes. FML

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By doomeddaddy - 03/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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By TheMommas - 06/11/2013 16:33 - United States - Dallas

Today, my five-year-old stepson announced that he is finally no longer scared of flushing toilets. Immediately after, I discovered that he's now decided that he's scared of the bathroom sink. FML

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By anonymous - 16/11/2009 06:00 - Japan

Today, after months of trying to potty train my son, he finally told me he used the potty. I went to the bathroom to check. There was nothing there. So I asked him "Where did you go to the potty?". He then grabbed my hand and took me to the cat's litter box. My son has successfully litter trained himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2010 18:08 - United States

Today, the little boy I nanny for finally stood up and went 'pee-pee on the potty'. I started cheering and clapping, making a big deal out of it. I flushed while he smiled proudly and pooped on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 17:43 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, in an attempt to potty train my step-son, my boyfriend and I put underwear on him, hoping that when he peed himself, he would realize using the potty is the way to go. Instead, he peed while sitting on the couch, got up, took off the underwear, and then switched seats. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML

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By NeverEndingBathtime_ - 03/08/2017 20:00

Today, my two year-old is being potty trained. He got the gist of it and actually did #1 and #2 in the potty and after our little celebratory dance, I went to get him a cookie (which took me two seconds). I come back to see him covered in shit and pee because he tried to go empty the potty himself. FML

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By diapersplease - 07/06/2015 01:17 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I found out my husband potty trained my stubborn three year-old son who prefers diapers. He managed this by peeing with him and "sword-fighting" with their urine streams. I now have to clean pee off the ground every time he urinates. FML

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By TiredMommy - 20/04/2017 18:00 - United States - Southbridge

Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML

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By Investing in Toilet Seatbelts - 14/02/2015 09:46 - United States - Sparks

Today, my youngest daughter finally started using the toilet on her own. That is, until her older sister showed her the South Park episode where someone gets their intestines sucked out by flushing the toilet. Now she won't go anywhere near the bathroom. FML

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Keylogger_0 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 6:50

What the hell? What kind of stupidass tv show would talk about toilet monsters?

alex1432 9

Wednesday 2 June 2010 2:12

make him change his own diapers then

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Hanouchka 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 15:12

Well, next time don't let him watch tv. All researches said that it's bad for children and can create short attention spam and other problems.

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 2 June 2010 15:42

Introduce him to the diaper Djini.

magical_dream 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 16:25

explain to him that monsters doesnt exist and tell him youre gonna be right next to him to prove it ...tell him to go ahaed and try ..if something happens to him , youlle be right there to save him

dynky 3

Wednesday 2 June 2010 16:28

Can't you just let him shit himself in pants a few times and not change him? That might convince him to use the bathroom?

l0ri3 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 17:06

tell him that using the potty helps keep the monster from coming out

islandboi_08 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 20:08

cartoons are no longer just looney tunes....times have changed ytf would they make a cartoon about a toilet monster for toddlers to watch...smh...

thanakanasaza 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 23:18

tell him that the monster hates it when he uses the toilet and that if he uses it the monster will go away, but if he doesn't use the toilet it'll come and eat him.

thanakanasaza 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 23:18

good luck :P

Pennykins 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 5:14

Switch to cloth diapers. The problem with disposable ones is that they are so absorbent (so parents don't have to clean up a big mess all the time) that kids don't even know that they will feel dirty when they use the diapers. If you let him sit around in a disgusting, dirty diaper a few times, maybe he'll get over that fear of the potty monster.