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By vee2013 - 26/04/2014 04:22 - Canada - London

Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML

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By myheadhurts - 12/11/2013 02:14 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML

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By lalalalainie - 13/10/2012 06:45 - United States - Fullerton

Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML

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By DBR - 23/04/2009 10:45 - United States

Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML

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By UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH - 09/11/2022 22:00

Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML

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By Ramb0 - 21/12/2019 01:00 - United Kingdom - Christchurch

Today, I was headbanging so hard to a song in the shower that I hit my head on the wall and got a concussion. I'm now in hospital. FML

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By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2017 14:30

Today, I was in the kitchen with my mother putting up the dishes. I went to stand up from putting a pot in a lower cabinet and hit my head on the upper cabinet she left open by accident. Hello concussion number nine. FML

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By Ihatecleaning - 14/01/2017 12:00

Today, I found out from the doctor that I have a concussion. Was it from a wicked sports injury? No, my idiot brother decided to judo kick the door open while I was on the floor vacuuming the front carpet. FML

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By LacrosseFAIL - 16/07/2016 22:33 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, after a long day at work, I walked into my room with the lights off and jumped on my bed. At least I would've if I haven't rearranged my room and instead face-planted onto my desk. FML

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Kamon97 23

Saturday 26 April 2014 13:08

You had one job!

newzealand 28

Saturday 26 April 2014 13:12

I wish I had such excuses against cleaning my room... Or was this your plan all along? Cunning, I like it!

Comments

briang959 47

Saturday 26 April 2014 13:33

You'll just need to wear a helmet when you clean.

Freethaawave 19

Saturday 26 April 2014 18:08

Also perhaps some shin/knee pads.. And steel-toed boots. You know what, OP, just go for some riot gear... Just in case.

jakeydudey 13

Saturday 26 April 2014 13:37

Fate says, try again tomorrow.

Freethaawave 19

Saturday 26 April 2014 18:09

The Rock says, know your damn role.

mrhe3t 9

Saturday 26 April 2014 13:40

Damn, now OP is probably gonna use this as an excuse in the future as to why she should NEVER clean her room.

VitalDistance 14

Saturday 26 April 2014 13:57

Damn OP I hope you feel better!

Baucis 10

Saturday 26 April 2014 14:26

Finally decided to do something and this happens. Forever lazy.

supersquirel500 10

Saturday 26 April 2014 14:45

your room is trying to tell you something.

mybubbles2000 13

Saturday 26 April 2014 15:42

Maybe it's your rooms way of saying it doesn't want to be cleaned.

Beansforbill 14

Saturday 26 April 2014 16:14

What we learn?

damnit1989 16

Saturday 26 April 2014 16:37

Should have cleaned it sooner. YDI and FYL.

Anonymous2194 4

Sunday 27 April 2014 8:44

Because that wouldn't have happened if she did it sooner? No one deserves a concussion you stupid ass prick.

garebear61 14

Saturday 26 April 2014 17:05

It's a sign that the room is meant to stay that way.... or you should just pay attention to what your doing.

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