Intimacy: Today, I finally figured out why my mechanic was so cheap; he...

By Anonymous - 12/08/2011 00:49 - United States

Today, I finally figured out why my mechanic was so cheap; he wanted to sleep with me. After I politely declined, he charged me regular price plus extra for "humiliating" him. He's 60. I just recently turned 18. FML

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hannahtaskey 9

Friday 12 August 2011 9:20

Horny old man...

borntoperform 14

Friday 12 August 2011 9:20

Bow chicka wow wow

Comments

devinewind 4

Sunday 14 August 2011 1:05

gas, grass, or ass

jivveturkey 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 3:45

is his name fonzie?

The__Redneck 7

Sunday 14 August 2011 16:37

Go to the press, give 'em the name.

lulzmylife 4

Sunday 14 August 2011 19:20

If possible, you should speak with his supervisor or go to the company he works for and tell them what this asshole is doing. It has to be illegal to charge a customer extra for not being okay with sexual harassment.

haniam16 6

Sunday 14 August 2011 20:35

Sexual Assult

MerrikBarbarian 9

Sunday 14 August 2011 20:47

report to the police. you were 17... what he did is illegal. document everything, and go to the police ASAP

badactor009 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 23:09

Can't blame the guy but he needs to be realistic about his expectations.

HomeAl0ne 20

Monday 15 August 2011 0:31

Wow, so let me get this right, a guy charged a girl less for something, in the hopes that he might get to sleep with her? I wonder if that sort of thing has ever happened before....?