Miscellaneous: Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account... - FML

By Charles - 18/05/2011 17:13 - Norway

Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account to send dirty messages to my teacher. My dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2009 08:51 - United States

Today, I found out that the person sending me secret love letters was actually my dad, who felt sorry for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 20:42 - United States - Boulder

Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2011 01:10 - United States

Today, I realized that the guy I've been sending anonymous, dirty emails to knows who I am. My signature, which includes my full name, was automatically added to the end of every email. FML

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By Jololol - 17/05/2013 09:25 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML

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Take what you can get

By Anonymous - 19/07/2022 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was feeling sad and lonely. I got a message from my father-in-law asking how I was. I instantly felt great that someone was thinking of me and wanted to chat. It soon became clear that the account was hacked. The hacker said more to me than my own family on the same day. FML

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Family ain't all it's cracked up to be

By Fitz - 09/09/2021 22:59

Today, I finally read an email I'd been avoiding. I thought it would be from my dad whom I haven't spoken to in years, and that he was checking on me during the pandemic. It turned out to be spam. The last contact I had with anyone related to my dad was one of his ex's friends, saying she was in jail and needed help. FML

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By stalkered - 22/07/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, I finally figured out who has been stalking me for the past 5 months. And we're related. FML

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Fight your own battles

By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 07:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 13:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2010 21:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML

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jamila123 5

Wednesday 18 May 2011 22:10

He wants you to get an A.

collegegirl87 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 22:10

Oh wow I'm sorry. You have a strange dad. FYL

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btown99909 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 0:54

your dad is the man

jesbar95 10

Thursday 19 May 2011 1:20

Heyy I moderated this one.!(:

XxGuard 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 1:27

password change?

didijustdie 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 2:33

You mean your dad doesn't do that? Pffffft.

clumbsy_at_best 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 2:35

this made my day:)

thetrollyoulike 6

Thursday 19 May 2011 2:43

maybe you'll get extra credit...

supamanst 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 2:55

wow he's smart and stupid at the same time! incredible!

stevenmx86 7

Thursday 19 May 2011 3:19

I hate how people use the word hacking I'm sure this had nothing to do with hacking you probably saved your passwords and your dad used them to sign in...

awesomesauce8 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 3:24

blech...

ILoveTabz 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 3:41

oh my.

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