Miscellaneous: Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account...

By Charles - 18/05/2011 17:13 - Norway

Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account to send dirty messages to my teacher. My dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2009 08:51 - United States

Today, I found out that the person sending me secret love letters was actually my dad, who felt sorry for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 20:42 - United States - Boulder

Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2011 01:10 - United States

Today, I realized that the guy I've been sending anonymous, dirty emails to knows who I am. My signature, which includes my full name, was automatically added to the end of every email. FML

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By Jololol - 17/05/2013 09:25 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML

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Take what you can get

By Anonymous - 19/07/2022 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was feeling sad and lonely. I got a message from my father-in-law asking how I was. I instantly felt great that someone was thinking of me and wanted to chat. It soon became clear that the account was hacked. The hacker said more to me than my own family on the same day. FML

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Family ain't all it's cracked up to be

By Fitz - 09/09/2021 22:59

Today, I finally read an email I'd been avoiding. I thought it would be from my dad whom I haven't spoken to in years, and that he was checking on me during the pandemic. It turned out to be spam. The last contact I had with anyone related to my dad was one of his ex's friends, saying she was in jail and needed help. FML

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By stalkered - 22/07/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, I finally figured out who has been stalking me for the past 5 months. And we're related. FML

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Fight your own battles

By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 07:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 13:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2010 21:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML

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jamila123 5

Wednesday 18 May 2011 22:10

He wants you to get an A.

collegegirl87 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 22:10

Oh wow I'm sorry. You have a strange dad. FYL

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LakersFanatiC 3

Thursday 19 May 2011 9:04

mabe he wanted to date her, he might just have a strange technique

GothicAngel17 24

Thursday 19 May 2011 9:53

win dad is win ^.^ But serious, parenting fail much?

Monii_Harlz 11

Thursday 19 May 2011 10:34

0.o awkward!!

lolylol_fml 5

Thursday 19 May 2011 10:39

wowwwww dad, nice example for your kid | :P

braveblade74 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 11:10

What? She's hot, he can't help it

MelissaFergusonx 4

Thursday 19 May 2011 14:35

is your dad a dilf?

dadof2 4

Thursday 19 May 2011 14:50

i hope the teacher is atleast hot or that might be strange

Joeboy777 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 18:03

at least youre not the one who does it.

babybatman 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 18:47

LOLOLOLOL. too funny. FYL

wazzup182FML 3

Thursday 19 May 2011 19:50

is your teacher a man?

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Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML

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Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML

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Today, a waitress kept calling me "Mom" and my dad "Dad". My dad (69) and I (38f) hang out a lot, and very often go out to eat, just the two of us. Either I look really old, or people think he's got it going on. Why? They ask me, "Is that your dad or grandpa?" Then ask him, "Is that your wife or daughter?" FML

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Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. I used to be her college professor and I’d given up my career of 22 years, my wife and kids, and my house in Boca Raton just for her. Nice to know this is the thanks I get. FML

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Today, I had amazing sex with my new boyfriend. Later, my husband told me I'd betrayed him, even though he had told me it was okay, because he heard it. I’ve been forced to hear to him through the thin walls of our house, having sex with my ex, for almost a year. FML

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Today, my roommate pressed "snooze" on his alarm 14 times. I counted. FML

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Same thing different taste

Take what you can get

Family ain't all it's cracked up to be

Fight your own battles

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