Miscellaneous: Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account...

By Charles - 18/05/2011 17:13 - Norway

Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account to send dirty messages to my teacher. My dad. FML

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You deserved it 3 925

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2009 08:51 - United States

Today, I found out that the person sending me secret love letters was actually my dad, who felt sorry for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 206

You deserved it 3 672

By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 20:42 - United States - Boulder

Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 489

You deserved it 2 385

By Anonymous - 23/07/2011 01:10 - United States

Today, I realized that the guy I've been sending anonymous, dirty emails to knows who I am. My signature, which includes my full name, was automatically added to the end of every email. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 604

You deserved it 82 811

By Jololol - 17/05/2013 09:25 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 200

You deserved it 3 333

Take what you can get

By Anonymous - 19/07/2022 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was feeling sad and lonely. I got a message from my father-in-law asking how I was. I instantly felt great that someone was thinking of me and wanted to chat. It soon became clear that the account was hacked. The hacker said more to me than my own family on the same day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 006

You deserved it 137

Family ain't all it's cracked up to be

By Fitz - 09/09/2021 22:59

Today, I finally read an email I'd been avoiding. I thought it would be from my dad whom I haven't spoken to in years, and that he was checking on me during the pandemic. It turned out to be spam. The last contact I had with anyone related to my dad was one of his ex's friends, saying she was in jail and needed help. FML

I agree, your life sucks 819

You deserved it 110

By stalkered - 22/07/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, I finally figured out who has been stalking me for the past 5 months. And we're related. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 127

You deserved it 3 097

Fight your own battles

By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 07:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 724

You deserved it 4 796

By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 13:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 572

You deserved it 3 085

By Anonymous - 21/09/2010 21:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 226

You deserved it 7 900

jamila123 5

Wednesday 18 May 2011 22:10

He wants you to get an A.

collegegirl87 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 22:10

Oh wow I'm sorry. You have a strange dad. FYL

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xxLifexx 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 5:49

its going to be awakrd at the next parent teacher confrince..... FYL

xxLifexx 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 5:50

i can see the new FML " today, i had to meet the my sons teacher iv been dirty messaging over his email.FML"

thor_x991 1

Thursday 19 May 2011 6:13

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!

zachattack7731 4

Thursday 19 May 2011 6:22

oh that is SO not hacking.

livin_plur 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 6:44

124, smart man, or woman I Havnt checked ur profile yet

blahzz 4

Thursday 19 May 2011 6:54

Hahaha. Your dad sounds pretty awesome lol.

coolwhiplova 1

Thursday 19 May 2011 6:59

OMG wow talk to your father and tell him to back off. :)

claudsayssing 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 7:32

omg that's horrible :/ id be scarred

kenziemakayla 5

Thursday 19 May 2011 7:42

LOL!

Kelsey099999 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 8:36

lol

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Today, my hateful mother-in-law showed up unexpectedly. I faked taking a phone call so the bitter old hag would leave me alone. She then pulled out her phone, called my number, and glared at me as my phone rang against my ear. FML

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You deserved it 13 099

Today, while eating dinner, my child picked up a piece of their chicken off the floor and put it in their mouth. It wasn’t until during bath time did I realize it wasn't chicken but poop that fell out of their diaper. FML

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You deserved it 363

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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on, and listening to loud music when she suddenly looked worried and asked if I heard something. I said no and continued. Moments later, three firemen opened the bedroom door and told us to get dressed and go outside because the building was on fire. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 918

You deserved it 9 807

Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML

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You deserved it 3 403

Today, I got a rental car because my car needed new tires and I had a long drive ahead of me. Today, the rental car got a flat tire. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 380

You deserved it 1 095

Today, I was working as a caterer at a wedding when I congratulated the bride’s mom, saying, "You must be so proud of your daughter!" She responded, "I’m the bride." FML

I agree, your life sucks 127

You deserved it 5 496

Today, a lady called the candy store and wanted to know our ice cream flavors. We have 30 and I had a line of people to help, so I directed her to our new website. She called back, wanting me to walk her through finding it. I couldn't, as we're not allowed, so she called me useless. She showed up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 737

You deserved it 1 010

Today, after seven months of job-searching, I got another rejection. This is after a breakup, a job loss, the deaths of my grandfather and best friend, tax issues, 3 years of dealing with a severe phobia, family issues, and a pandemic. Plus, now I can't buy the flat I fell in love with. Someone up there hates me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 112

You deserved it 179

Same thing different taste

Take what you can get

Family ain't all it's cracked up to be

Fight your own battles

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