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By e.middlechild - 13/06/2009 12:15 - United States

Today, I finally got enough courage to ask out this girl that I've liked for a year. While we were out at lunch, she ran into her ex that she had just broken up with. They then had a long conversation about their relationship, and ended up getting back together. She was my ride home. FML

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By FriendsZone - 15/05/2012 20:44 - United States

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML

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By hoppgrasser - 12/11/2016 15:17 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML

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The ex from hell

By welpwelpwelp - 08/07/2015 17:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML

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By goodbye - 09/03/2009 00:45 - Canada

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML

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By lovesucks - 01/09/2009 12:52 - Australia

Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML

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By jswag2004 - 11/12/2019 01:00 - United States - Elgin

Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 09:32 - India

Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML

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By nameless - 12/07/2009 06:45 - United States

Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML

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By Mal - 29/10/2010 20:02 - United States

Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 00:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask out my crush, only to find out that they're already in a committed relationship with my mom. FML

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weinerdog 2

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:21

She left you stranded there?! If she did she's an ass, and you're better off without her.

dacho 7

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:22

I'm not sure if this FML is about losing a potential GF or losing a ride home :D

Comments

jerseystreetking 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:30

Listen to Joy Division, all of you.

shakenbake93 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:30

You're better off without that bitch.

chucktlr 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:30

@4 Both!

Naheelawhatwhat 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:32

YDI for saying proceeded and then right next to each other. Use one or the other son!!!!!!! Just use then because 'proceeded' is very unnecessary and annoying.

DonovanE 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:32

Forget about her, there's better girls to be found

sauce_boss 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:34

What a hooker :/

maggy_fml 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:34

proceeded x[ will they ever learn? anyway, yeah that stinks

um_duh 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:37

You had a whole year to tell her & you didn't, so no sympathy for you

Atropos_fml 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:38

I don't understand how the girl is a bitch. He never said that he had gone through with asking her out, so how would she know? She still had feelings for her ex, figured she was just at lunch with a friend, got back together with her ex, and figured there was nothing wrong with driving all together. I wish everyone would shut up about the word 'proceeded'. It's just a word. Let the posters use it.

luckyducky123 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:39

That sucks. Except Im kinda confused. Did you leave with them or did she leave you stranded? And #14 makes a point. Then and proceeded are basically the same thing, so its like your saying then then or proceeded proceeded. I don't know why some of you feel the need to sound smart. Just write correctly thats all we ask for. Stop using huge ass words.