By Anonymous - 24/09/2010 04:53 - Canada

Today, I finally got everything in order to ask out the girl of my dreams. I bought her a gold necklace, engraved with our names, and with the date on the back. Everything was going great until she got sick and had to go home. Now I'm stuck with this necklace with the wrong date. FML
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TomasT 0

You bought a necklace and engraved it... FOR A DATE? How needy are you? Geez.. desperation obviously has a price... the price of a necklace.

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Good_old_Grim 8

Pool that necklace. For like... a year. Then if you are still together, maybe it won't scare her away. Judging from what you wrote its the first date... you would freak her out with a gift like that on first date. Freak her straight out of your life forever.

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purplesucker 0

That is EXTRAORDINARILY creepy dude. Just to ask her out? Yeah, that's outrageous. YDI for not understanding boundaries.

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Anarkhy 0

No duuuude! No no no!!! No necklace yet!! she may run away forever!

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seahorses4eva 4

I don't think sitting outside, hiding in bushes across the street, with binoculars...really counts as a 'date' OP. Also, stalkers hand guide for dummies CLEARLY states...never buy your 'dream girl' anything with a date, or your name on it. That's just incriminating evidence, you newbie. You're an embarrassment to the craft.

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RedPillSucks 31

Hey, This is how I trapped...., errmm, married my first three wives.

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xteldridgex 0

Dan deacon, you dont like the lighthouse you SUCK!

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Zebidee 8

RedPil - A ceremony at the bottom of a pit presided over by a small white dog in a basket on a rope is not considered a legally binding marriage in 42 states.

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RedPillSucks 31

LOL, Got 8 places, DC, Guam, Puerto Rico left. Gotta pack my bags.

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thepirate19 3

buying a gift like that sounds like a clinger a stalker or both. that's like asking will you marry me before you ask her out. slow it down.

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ANTLink19 4

funny story she's not sick. she's dating your best friend

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apple767 0

wow an engraved necklace for the first date?what if she turned u down?

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ParadoxTheory 3

Why on earth would you do that, OP? You didn't even know whether she was going to say yes or not, yet you buy a necklace with the date you 'got together' on? Wow.

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ruby84 1

yeah 38- we know he's obsessed with himself! check out that crazy shave, the bodybuilding, the type of tattoo, how smooth & taken care of is his skin- he's too pretty to not stereotype lol-

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Honesty4U 0

Dude gives me jewelry like that on our first date and I'd RUN thinking "Freak!" Nothing says "Stalker" like expensive jewelry before you've even been dating awhile!

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