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By Anonymous - 24/09/2010 04:53 - Canada

Today, I finally got everything in order to ask out the girl of my dreams. I bought her a gold necklace, engraved with our names, and with the date on the back. Everything was going great until she got sick and had to go home. Now I'm stuck with this necklace with the wrong date. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2010 09:16 - Canada

Today, I realised that every morning my girlfriend gets me to help her put on a locket her ex-boyfriend bought her on Valentine's Day. FML

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TomasT 0

Friday 24 September 2010 12:11

You bought a necklace and engraved it... FOR A DATE? How needy are you? Geez.. desperation obviously has a price... the price of a necklace.

Good_old_Grim 8

Friday 24 September 2010 12:14

Pool that necklace. For like... a year. Then if you are still together, maybe it won't scare her away. Judging from what you wrote its the first date... you would freak her out with a gift like that on first date. Freak her straight out of your life forever.

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devyn0426 3

Friday 24 September 2010 13:20

that's kind of alot for a first date.

fullmetalshrimp 0

Friday 24 September 2010 13:21

Suckaaa.

TheBarnacle 4

Friday 24 September 2010 13:23

you sound super freaky. she'll dump you even if you get together.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Friday 24 September 2010 13:25

Wait. You bought her a necklace just to ask her out? Oh. That's not all? It's engraved, too?! YDI! Who does this! If I were here, I'd be scared. And run. Fast. I thought this was an engagement FML at first. :/ Too much, guy, too much.

gigilvrs6 0

Friday 24 September 2010 13:25

A gold engraved necklace on the first date?????? That's a bit creepy OP no a lot creepy. But if you want to give her a gift give her something less jewelry-y.

Mitz_fml 4

Friday 24 September 2010 13:31

Am I the only one not believing that she was really sick? I'm thinking her this-dude-is-super-creepy alarm went off and stopped her from going out with Mr. Psycho.

horizon6661 0

Friday 24 September 2010 13:39

i agree

afallingstar 22

Friday 24 September 2010 13:41

me too...because my super creepy guy alarm went off on this one as well

Honesty4U 0

Friday 24 September 2010 15:49

I know right! He probably has pictures he's taken of her without her knowledge plastered all over his room with a lock of her hair on a home made alter!

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Friday 24 September 2010 22:10

I'm wondering this: if he's so obsessed with this girl, why is he worried about a little bug, possibly not even a contagious one? I'm guessing he can't get a ride to her place, which is even more evidence that he's quite young and naïve, rather than a creepy stalker.