Miscellaneous: Today, I finally got my laptop back after my friend broke it...

By random person - 09/07/2013 17:51 - United States

Today, I finally got my laptop back after my friend broke it a few weeks ago. As I walked back into our place with my laptop in my bag, the same friend burst out and tackled me. My bag fell and slammed into the floor. Guess who has to pay for another repair. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2015 18:07 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I got my laptop back after lending it to my friend. It wouldn't boot, and after investigating I found out it'd been stripped of its hard drive and all its memory. When I confronted my "friend", he accused me of lying and trying to ruin his reputation. FML

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Thanks, "Bro"

By probably on death row soon - 25/12/2015 18:32 - United States - Winter Park

Today, my brother "pranked" me by dropping my new laptop out my bedroom window. He'd set up a saran wrap safety net below to catch my laptop safely, but he didn't secure it well enough. My laptop is completely fucked and he won't accept responsibility because he didn't mean to break it. FML

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Bye gifts

By Anonymous - 12/12/2018 08:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it seemed like a great day. Right up until the point to where I accidentally damaged a friend's MacBook Pro. Not only do I have to pay for it, but the only way I'll be able to afford it is by returning every single Christmas gift I get. FML

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Precision strike

By Anonymous - 08/06/2024 06:00 - France - Toulouse

Today, I helped friends move home, and since we couldn't all fit in their car I took the bus. While waiting, my new phone slipped and crashed on the floor. It now has a cracked screen right between my two overpriced phone protectors. FML

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By wheatsnake - 08/10/2009 13:31 - Australia

Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML

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By TubaAssassin - 28/11/2017 06:00

Today, I came home to find that my roommate had picked my lock and stolen my new laptop. When I tried to take it back, he called the police. They sided with him since he had also taken the receipt, which was "proof" that it was his. FML

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Priorities

By Earths_Venus - 19/11/2009 22:31 - Australia

Today, I was driving to my new home with a lot of my belongings in the car. I could hear things shifting in the back. When I parked, I opened the door, ready to catch my vodka. I caught it - and watched my laptop slide out of the car, onto the concrete, and break into 3 pieces. FML

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By SomeoneElse - 14/07/2009 13:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in a music shop looking for a new guitar when someone called out someone else's name and jumped on my back. I lost balance and fell forward and broke 3 guitars and damaged another 6. The guy said "Sorry, thought you were someone else" and ran out. I now have to pay £2500. FML

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By IronFoot - 14/08/2011 02:41 - Canada

Today, while on the roof of my friend's house, I took a shortcut down by jumping onto the roof of his nearby shed. Not only did I go right through it and hurt my arm, I've also received several calls from my friend's dad, demanding I pay for the damage. FML

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By OrlandoZ6 - 25/05/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I was laying down on my couch. My friend IM's me on my laptop to watch a video. It turned out that the video was one of those scary pop up's. I got so scared I dropped my laptop. The screen had a big crack. FML

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lainzilla 14

Wednesday 10 July 2013 0:19

Your friend?

expertsmilee 26

Wednesday 10 July 2013 0:19

Them, whether with money or an extreme ass whoopin'

Comments

Anubis_81 21

Wednesday 10 July 2013 9:27

Is your friend a hyper-active 10 year old.

JokersHQ 21

Wednesday 10 July 2013 9:33

After it happened the first time I would expect them to pay the repairs. Once is an accident, twice is just them not being very considerate.

babygrrl257 11

Wednesday 10 July 2013 10:40

My friend crushed my laptop. :(. Still broken. It sucks. Lol

legendxs 20

Wednesday 10 July 2013 12:04

Your ass-hat of a friend should pay of course.

Ranimal 12

Wednesday 10 July 2013 12:38

Hopefully not you? But of course you did...

NurseAbi 10

Wednesday 10 July 2013 12:59

Your "friend?"

dakotahulsey 15

Wednesday 10 July 2013 13:41

Tell me it's not the parents?

theifunnyguy 6

Wednesday 10 July 2013 13:52

your "friend" is a douche

midnightmusic 2

Wednesday 10 July 2013 15:06

Your "friend" should just buy u a new laptop. They broke it.

JennNoVa 8

Wednesday 10 July 2013 15:12

You need new friends.

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