By myusofwe - 06/02/2016 01:33 - Puerto Rico - Caguas

Spicy
Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with the guy I like. He couldn't get it up and awkwardly tried to stick his limp penis in. FML
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askullnamedbilly 33

You gotta love the enthusiasm of guys when it comes to sex though. "I know my penis feels a lot like a wet noodle right now and you think I'm not even aroused, but don't despair yet! I know I can get that thing to work, dammit!"

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kangx1 28

Maybe it was his first time and he was overly nervous? Don't be too hard on him OP as for the sticking his limp dick inside you lmao FYL

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Evilash18 8

I feel ya.. Same fricking thing happened to me the other day.

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sammisweets93 12

Was the condom to tight maybe?

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sillygirl247 14

I hate limp dick *****.. I feel embarrassed for them.

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Fixme 5

F his life... It's tough being a guy sometimes.

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mthurston 14

Just give it a nice wet kiss, that should do the trick ;)

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blueotcxx 2

He was probably really nervous, he obviously wanted to do you if he was that persistent in trying to fit his flaccid penis.

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The666Ghost 17

What a ******* jackass, he should have just ate you out till he got it up or till you came.

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phatrei 5

you sound extremely immature to put this as a FML. Things like this happen and honestly should just try again another day. not a big deal.

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Dustmop 18

Did you try getting him hard? Not long ago the same thing happened to me! A ******* fixed that pretty damn fast!

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