By myusofwe - 06/02/2016 01:33 - Puerto Rico - Caguas

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Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with the guy I like. He couldn't get it up and awkwardly tried to stick his limp penis in. FML
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askullnamedbilly 33

You gotta love the enthusiasm of guys when it comes to sex though. "I know my penis feels a lot like a wet noodle right now and you think I'm not even aroused, but don't despair yet! I know I can get that thing to work, dammit!"

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kangx1 28

Maybe it was his first time and he was overly nervous? Don't be too hard on him OP as for the sticking his limp dick inside you lmao FYL

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FailStaff 15

It's like an early 1900's car, you gotta give it a few cranks to get it started

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whatunicorn 17

I'm not sure who I feel sorry for the most. On one hand that's super awkward to just lay there as he tires to put it in; but on the other he must have been mortified that it wasn't hard and most likely didn't want to upset you so he tried to stick it in. So sad, sorry OP hopefully you guys are still friends at least.

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ksks1234 33

You sound like a true gentleman. *sarcasm*

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aspecialspecial 21

Atleast watch a movie with her first >_> give her some popcorn and soda so it wasn't a complete waste

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tigerthepredator 16

I would say FYL but you're not getting F'ed.

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nukey24 7

Stimulation is key, next time try some 4play that makes you both feel good. :)

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nickie_94 18

Well he tried. He was probably just nervous. Give him another chance

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