By myusofwe - 06/02/2016 01:33 - Puerto Rico - Caguas

Spicy
Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with the guy I like. He couldn't get it up and awkwardly tried to stick his limp penis in. FML
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askullnamedbilly 33

You gotta love the enthusiasm of guys when it comes to sex though. "I know my penis feels a lot like a wet noodle right now and you think I'm not even aroused, but don't despair yet! I know I can get that thing to work, dammit!"

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kangx1 28

Maybe it was his first time and he was overly nervous? Don't be too hard on him OP as for the sticking his limp dick inside you lmao FYL

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Leauge 13

Op don't be to hard on him, it must've been his first time. I know when I had my first time I wasn't a sex God.

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sydbae 5

Why would you even let him try to put his limp dick in you? ?

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BlueBaronBitch 22

He probably didn't want to make her feel bad I'm guessing

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cathrope 10

I remember my first ********, was hard as a rock then when my gf went to suck on it I went limp faster then overcooked noodles.

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QueenBii 14

More like **** his life! Maybe he just got nervous. Don't feel too bad, OP!

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914smv 18

Puerto Rico!!!!! LOL Im from there!! Aw Im sorry OP, maybe lots of foreplay next time or try lingerie? ? lots of luck!!

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Uraks 3

maybe he's gay and doesn't know how to tell you and the only way is to stick his limp in your vag.

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pandemonium307 10

whiskey dick is no joke. maybe try sober next time.

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