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im agreeing with this. you cant just go around saying your in love with random people. unless you have known the person for a very long time and may have actually fallen in love with him/ her. even so, its hard to tell if you are truely in love. you dont normally know you love someone till they're gone
You can't truly love someone you aren't even seeing in a relationship, bud... best be movin' on.
I just think it's funny how the FML starts with "Today, I finally..." but then it says, "The next day..." meaning this really didn't happen today lol. Naturally, others must have noticed this mistake, too.
I feel so bad for you. For all those who say you can't love someone from afar, it is possible. I mean I've fallen in love with a guy I barely know and hardly ever see.
God, how old are you? Silly little girls like you shit on real love. P.S. Is it the vampire from Twilight?
fwongraven: wow you're an asshole, stop making assumptions and shut the **** up
"I mean I've fallen in love with a guy I barely know and hardly ever see." Sorry mate, that sentence alone merits any shit she ever gets.
What an awful, horrible woman to do that to you.
Excuse me but how could you have done that TODAY, and then the next day see her doing something ?
The FML should have read this way. Today, I finally got a pair of balls and asked out the girl who's acne scarred face I've jerked off to in my dreams for a couple of months now. After she said "uh...sure, like I've got nothing else better to do than go see a movie with you", I was super-duper excited to go on a big-boy date and ran home like the wind to tell my parents. Later, I saw her talking to another boy. When I acted entitled and whiny and confronted her, about why she doesn't love me like I love her she said "Oh, you were serious?" I wonder if Edward the Vampire ever had this much trouble with ladies FML
Zing!
Hahahahaha... Priceless! OP: YDI for thinking that 1 date made the two of you exclusive.
Ahahahah. #88's comment = win.
LMFAO Nice. XDD
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There are lots of revenge techniques. Say she tells you she's afraid of spiders. Put a box of them on her porch with her name on it, and a letter inside saying, "Oh, you were serious when you said that?"
he ran home to tell his roomate. haha