By UrbanCass - 25/06/2009 23:44 - United States

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Today, I finally had sex with a girl I've been dating for over a month. Before we got started she told me not to worry about the birth control because she could handle that. So after we finished I asked her what kind of birth control she used. She said she meditated. FML
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starflake 3

Lol, YDI. Take some responsibility for yourself you idiot.

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Sawadee 0

No control is the best control.............. You can secretly mixed the plan b into her food or drink

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deja54 0

Trusting women. YDI

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star_ver 0

Wow, it never occurred to you to ask beforehand? I sincerely hope you didn't get her pregnant. Lord knows there's already enough stupid people in the world.

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GrapefruitZoe 0

Just a second, everyone. Meditation can actually be the MOST effective form of birth control, and no, I'm not crazy. Your brain has complete control over your body. You just can't control your brain. Some people are better disciplined. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Holographic_Universe http://twm.co.nz/hologram.html http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanislav_Grof And #113, she's not a ditz.

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kellster 2

Um, try taking responsibility for your own body? You just volunteered to pay child support for eighteen years. Welcome to the fact that you're an idiot.

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TheDirtyBurger 0

thats why you always ask BEFORE you start doing the naughty

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bunnywuffles 0

If you say you "finally" had sex when you've been seeing her a month, then you must be used to attracting girls like this. What a find.

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topflight1001 0

What kind a dumbass trusts a girl he is having sex with for the first time to tell the truth about birth control. Wear a condom you dumb dick. I hope for the potential child's sake that she isn't pregnant because he would have to grow up with a dumb ************ like you as a father.

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quiddity 0

1. You FINALLY had sex with her after a month? A month isn't that long. Seriously. 2. You should've used a condom anyway to prevent the spread of STDs. 3. Discuss birth control before you have sex.

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Telcontar14 0

oh my gosh, you waited a WHOLE MONTH??? How could you STAND it? Seriously, what kind of pig are you? YDI, and for the record, 134, condom's do very little to protect against STDs

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