By stillkindahorny - 13/09/2011 05:51 - United States

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Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML
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Sabraynay 10

He was probably making sure the condom was on properly. Better to be safe than sorry!

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leadman1989 15

In the defense of stupid men everywhere... They can be pretty slippery.

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juliushater 12

Guess he saw to much and OP wont be seeing him anymore

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perdix 29

If it took him two hours to put on the condom, so you could **** for an hour and a half, I'd say you got a pretty good deal. Especially, if you got to spend that first two hours shopping, cleaning or sammich-making.

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cata020 3

there is a saying: never go on a date with your ''gun'' loadedthere is a saying: never go on a date with your ''gun'' loaded

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jobsman99 0

You should have immediately took the condom off and sucked his **** hard again then you could put the condom on then climb on top and control the situation. he should be able to go longer.

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ReynshineCutting 10

That's disgusting. Ew.

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Enslaved 36

What happened to hands, foreplay/post etc.... Why does it seem that so many girls have to settle? Once the guy comes, is sex over? Not all guys are like this. Some get off getting you off after they got off.

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TraviousPrime 2

i agree with you, not all guys are like that. im not like that. i get pleasure out of satisfying the girl im with if he cant satisfy you, other guys can ;)

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shooterbuddy 8

How do you make a woman cum ? Who cares ....

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malvoliosf 1

Look on the bright side: in your life, you will have other, better lovers. That guy, whenever he has sex for the rest of his life, at least one person in the bed, and probably both, will have no idea what they're doing.

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