Intimacy: Today, I finally hooked up with the guy that I have been in love...

By Live Sweet - 25/04/2013 05:33

Today, I finally hooked up with the guy that I have been in love with forever. If there is such a thing as soul mates, this guy is it. He's my best friend in the whole world. It was the worst sex I have ever had. FML

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By random - 29/01/2012 10:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I hooked up with a guy I'm totally in love with. After finishing, he burst into tears about being in love with another girl. I had to comfort him. FML

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By newlywed - 27/02/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2009 10:53 - United States

Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML

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By … - 28/06/2012 14:20 - United States

Today, after three months of them dating, I finally met the guy my best friend claims she's in love with. To my horror, she's dating the douchebag that I had a one-night stand with a week ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2012 03:30 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML

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Disappointed

By WhatALetdown - 25/11/2015 00:26 - United States - Danbury

Today, I had sex with the guy who had been the main subject of my bean-flicking fantasies since I met him. It was the absolute worst sex of my life. I guess some things are just better left to the imagination. FML

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By tequilashot - 20/09/2016 04:40 - Brazil - Porto Alegre

Today, I finally had sex with the man with whom I've been in love for months. Too bad I was too drunk to remember a thing. FML

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Bad sex

By Anonymous - 24/06/2022 22:00

Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML

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Time waster

By le_evan - 29/10/2012 20:49 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML

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That one hot friend

By Stillicide - 18/03/2022 17:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I found out the guy I’m in love with has been side-messaging one of my closest friends about hooking up for sex. This isn’t the first guy this has happened with. FML

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glosniks 5

Thursday 25 April 2013 16:08

Sex isn't everything! He'll get better, maybe it's his first time.

Magicomoo 9

Thursday 25 April 2013 16:10

Everybody can learn, just be honest and work on it in a nice way. Its about creating good experiences :-) sex can always be improved if you talk! good luck!

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Namenlos_fml 20

Thursday 25 April 2013 20:33

Four words: It can be taught.

picturescrazy 24

Thursday 25 April 2013 20:38

The first time almost always sucks. Don't give up on him so easily, especially if he's that perfect for you in other ways!

Chel2010 10

Thursday 25 April 2013 20:52

Don't worry OP. The first time my fiancé and I had sex it was the first time he had sex in over 11 months, and he had whiskey dick lol. He got lots better with a lot more practice ;). Don't give up just yet :)

Rabidkid 14

Thursday 25 April 2013 20:59

This reminds me of the very start of Brides Maid movie lol

artisticninja713 13

Thursday 25 April 2013 21:12

Always room for improvement :3

crazyhorse1234 1

Thursday 25 April 2013 21:15

Similar thing happened to me - its not the most important thing but it is an important factor in a relationship! If it doesn't get better, put it down to no sexual chemistry and stay friends like I did - we're both much happier and comfortable in our friendship now!

sexymomma33 5

Thursday 25 April 2013 21:19

OOOO noooooo.... Sex is important... Maybe he was nervous. My bf the 1st time was so nervous so it wasn't that good- now it's the best sex ever! Hopefully he was just nervous!!!!! :)