Intimacy: Today, I finally lost my virginity. I also found out the side...

By Nightshade823 - 10/11/2016 19:12 - United States

Today, I finally lost my virginity. I also found out the side effects of my antidepressants: It's hard for me to get it up, and I can't orgasm. When I finally got it up, I went so long, it ended with her saying, "Yeah, you should stop now, I'm numb." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2024 05:00 - Canada

Today, after 4 months of severe depression, I finally found an antidepressant that works. The downside? I no longer have any interest or gain pleasure in any of my hobbies. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 20:00 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 18:20 - United States - Fresno

Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML

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"shortcomings"

By Anonymous - 24/02/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other, or so I thought. I heard her on the phone with her sister saying that I’m definitely the smallest dick she’s ever had, but the size of my bank account encourages her to overlook my shortcomings. FML

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By RollieCollieUSA - 30/01/2009 17:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her iTunes was on random. "Rape Me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2013 05:54 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML

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What new hell is this

By full bladder - 28/04/2015 22:39 - United States - Valrico

Today, I found out my anti-depressants are super-effective. So effective, they affect things they aren't even supposed to. Like my ability to pee. FML

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Come on!

By prochainefois - 31/01/2014 21:05 - France - Paris

Today, I was in the process of finally losing my virginity. Part way through, my neighbour started shouting from his backyard, "Come on Nicolas! You can do it!" He was talking to his son, but the two of us have the same name. I couldn't finish. FML

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Joshwarrior 39

Friday 11 November 2016 7:19

Look at the bright side you didn't pre ejaculate. If you tell the story right you'll be a legend to your friends lol

Xelabasat 14

Friday 11 November 2016 7:17

Thats depressing.

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Michaelsupset 14

Saturday 12 November 2016 5:26

Wow. We must be taking similar meds. Happened to me 5 months ago. She didn't say anything like that but still sucks if you can't cum... In my case the dosage was a bit too high. Chin up mate

Timothy469_fml 6

Saturday 12 November 2016 6:02

Bummer! Been there, done that. Friend said: "All undressed and no place to come."

aelitalyoko 14

Saturday 12 November 2016 8:44

"I've become so numb I can't feel you there"

Jonjon554 16

Saturday 12 November 2016 8:46

Did she really enjoy it and just get super sensitive after she came so many times? or was it just not good for her?

GhostFox 33

Sunday 13 November 2016 14:23

It was probably the friction that made her go numb- she could have, theoretically, wound up with worse than a numb (and probably sore, later) ******. OP was at risk for the same kind of injuries. Of course, the prolong stimulation of the nerves could have made them cut back feed back from that area.

magicrainbowbewb 8

Saturday 12 November 2016 12:30

lol I've actually been in the girls side of that story

stoneybadger78 6

Sunday 13 November 2016 17:04

I had the same issue, consider switching, nutting is the best antidepressant.

chuchaiilabss 19

Sunday 13 November 2016 20:13

I shouldn't be laughing but I lost it when she said that, "I'm numb." lmfao I can feel her disappointment. Don't worry OP, there's always a next time. But if next time that happen again, you should go to the doctor.