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By ksmith - 09/08/2011 04:59 - United States

Today, I finally noticed that my wife only shaves her bush when she goes on "business trips." FML

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By praise the prenup - 03/10/2012 00:04 - United States - Delaware

Today, I found out that the landscaper my wife hired on my behalf wasn't kidding when he said he was going to trim my wife's bush. FML

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By CJ - 12/08/2016 01:02 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2020 19:58

Today, I watched as my girlfriend painfully plucked her eyebrows for half an hour. She is willing to do this, but not shave her armpits on a regular basis. FML

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By Matt - 28/04/2012 18:28 - United Kingdom - London

Today, the novelty of shaving a heart into my pubic hair for my wife vanished, when I woke up to find a collection of scabs around my pubes. FML

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By Toothy - 02/04/2011 05:03 - United States

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

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By cogu - 03/02/2010 19:34 - France

Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML

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By Baldy - 03/04/2011 09:16 - New Zealand

Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML

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By smsmall - 03/10/2011 12:08 - United States

Today, I finally admitted that I have to consider buying a nose hair trimmer. I'm a woman. FML

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By Eddie - 07/03/2021 23:00

Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 11:17 - Australia

Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML

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bluebird0020 2

Tuesday 9 August 2011 11:59

Ouchhhh. Sorry dude. Nothing funny about that.

6969awesome 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 12:00

That's when you go stalk her, see if she's cheating, then have a "buisness trip" to a divorce lawyer

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AzWolf 5

Tuesday 9 August 2011 19:47

She wants to smell fresh for her business associates, dude.

Sweet_Testicles 7

Tuesday 9 August 2011 19:49

Do the same to her !

pip74205 9

Tuesday 9 August 2011 19:49

She's her kitty's chauffeur.

BighornB 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 19:53

Time for her to take it in the ass!

jaff23 11

Tuesday 9 August 2011 20:06

Then you go shave when you go on your 'business trips'

sematariux 7

Tuesday 9 August 2011 20:06

Business trips to bangcock? =D

dRwEedThumB 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 20:10

this is ******* hilarious!

zembof 3

Tuesday 9 August 2011 20:14

She's a cheater leave her

SecretlyEvil9792 22

Tuesday 9 August 2011 20:24

lol

waka691 2

Tuesday 9 August 2011 20:23

sorry dude. woman only shave if they plan on getting some. she's probably cheating. sorry bro.

jgirl74 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 20:50

Uh oh....

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