Intimacy: Today, I finally noticed that my wife only shaves her bush when...

By ksmith - 09/08/2011 04:59 - United States

Today, I finally noticed that my wife only shaves her bush when she goes on "business trips." FML

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By praise the prenup - 03/10/2012 00:04 - United States - Delaware

Today, I found out that the landscaper my wife hired on my behalf wasn't kidding when he said he was going to trim my wife's bush. FML

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By CJ - 12/08/2016 01:02 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2020 19:58

Today, I watched as my girlfriend painfully plucked her eyebrows for half an hour. She is willing to do this, but not shave her armpits on a regular basis. FML

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By Matt - 28/04/2012 18:28 - United Kingdom - London

Today, the novelty of shaving a heart into my pubic hair for my wife vanished, when I woke up to find a collection of scabs around my pubes. FML

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By Toothy - 02/04/2011 05:03 - United States

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

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By cogu - 03/02/2010 19:34 - France

Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML

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By Baldy - 03/04/2011 09:16 - New Zealand

Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML

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By smsmall - 03/10/2011 12:08 - United States

Today, I finally admitted that I have to consider buying a nose hair trimmer. I'm a woman. FML

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By Eddie - 07/03/2021 23:00

Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 11:17 - Australia

Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML

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bluebird0020 2

Tuesday 9 August 2011 11:59

Ouchhhh. Sorry dude. Nothing funny about that.

6969awesome 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 12:00

That's when you go stalk her, see if she's cheating, then have a "buisness trip" to a divorce lawyer

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doubleodoggy 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 21:47

Really, her BUSH?!

mea_iloveskiing 26

Tuesday 9 August 2011 21:52

That's a FML if you aren't her boss :D

ramband2009 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 22:18

Ooooo, yeah that sucks. Divorce man; it's the only way.

xOashleymarie 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 22:21

This would make a good episode on cheaters...

maggiewalters 17

Tuesday 9 August 2011 22:47

I laughed.

Jasonf6 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 23:06

Divorce her.

stro88 6

Tuesday 9 August 2011 23:08

Sounds like you'll be making more money after this business trip. I smell some alimony.

Rwcrazy 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 23:20

No one said she was cheating, maybe she does it because she would be over the weight limit for a jet? ? You never know.. Lol prob not! That sucks

caomanac 3

Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:05

time fir a new wife

sulhaq 4

Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:06

Time to get the divorce lawyer ready.

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Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

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Today, I was upset after my boyfriend and I broke up. My best friend heard and told me she would be right over. Three hours of waiting later, she stumbles in wasted. She had been at the bar, with my ex, making sure he was okay. For me, I just got a list of all the drinks she had that night. FML

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Today, as usual, my period cramps got go bad that I can't eat or drink without taking a pain killer, and end up puking and passing out if I take a pain killer before I eat. Here's to 30 smooth years yet to come. FML

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Today, I ate brunch at my in-laws. The food all tasted off to me so I didn't eat much, telling my mother-in-law I was watching my weight. Later on, while out doing a bit of shopping, I stopped at a red light. Guess who pulled up next to me while I was scarfing a fast food burger. FML

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Today, a few days after getting my nipples repierced, my man initiated sex. Normally, I love it when he's a little rough on my tits, and I guess he forgot about my not-entirely-healed nips. Let's just say sex ended REAL fast. FML

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Today, my brother replaced my cologne with whiskey. I have a job interview and I smell like a drunk. FML

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Today, I found that when a hot girl asks you whether you have a girlfriend, saying, "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" is not the best way to proceed. FML

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Today, I turned 18. My parents remembered that I loved German chocolate cake, so I awoke to a hot, fudge-filled chocolate cake with a slice cut out just for me. I've been lactose-intolerant for 8 years. As I cried, my mom handed me tissues, while eating the "Happy" part of my cake. FML

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F*ck the patriarchy

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