Intimacy: Today, I finally talked my boyfriend into going down on me. Everything...

By whyeventry? - 02/08/2013 04:39 - United States - Neenah

Today, I finally talked my boyfriend into going down on me. Everything went well until I came and instinctively gripped his head with my thighs. He panicked and we both rolled off of the bed crocodile-style. Now he's too scared to even have sex with me. FML

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By displeased - 05/04/2012 06:47 - United States - Candler

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML

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By Toomuchisoutofcontrol - 21/01/2017 08:00

Today, I was going down on my boyfriend. I'm usually in control and do my own thing. He tried taking control and I ended throwing up on him. FML

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It's just a flesh wound!

By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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By Darcy - 26/10/2011 06:58 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML

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Fond memories

By -_- - 13/08/2011 00:05 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML

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Sensitive snowflake

By onepussytwopussy - 07/03/2014 19:47 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML

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The Great Pretender

By CJune24 - 22/10/2014 21:24 - United Kingdom - Huddersfield

Today, I tried to seduce my boyfriend so I mounted him and began kissing him. He immediately pretended to snore into my mouth and rolled over, making me fall off of the bed. FML

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By thisblows - 16/03/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

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Alexa, play "Absolute Beginners" by David Bowie

By Anonymous - 29/07/2023 15:00

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try “things” while under the influence. I suggested he go down on me; he thought about it for a second and then said, “I would, but I don’t want to get scared when I take a look.” FML

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By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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darth1 18

Friday 2 August 2013 11:59

Honestly that sounds like a fun way to end things.

mimiminx 23

Friday 2 August 2013 12:07

You had to 'finally talk' your boyfriend into going down on you and now he's too scared to have sex with you after rolling off the bed?! He sounds like a bit of a pussy!

Comments

clackity 7

Saturday 3 August 2013 3:39

a real man woukdnt need to be "finally talked In to it" and would love the thigh grip.

EvanEvanEvan 3

Saturday 3 August 2013 9:44

It's ur boyf's turn to grip ur head with his thighs and you all roll off the bed when he come

cmac86 23

Saturday 3 August 2013 9:44

well, I don't think I'm gonna look at crocodiles or alligators the same way again.

bluevayero 42

Saturday 3 August 2013 10:09

getting choked by a woman while going down on her is the BEST part of the whole process.some ppl just dont know how to have fun

CDobs 8

Saturday 3 August 2013 11:17

What is 'crocodile-style'?

JTVFML 6

Saturday 3 August 2013 11:43

you shouldve warned him you were about to cum hahahah

LilTiki559 13

Saturday 3 August 2013 16:00

Oh My God! I Would Love! for that to haoprn to me! (including the ehole rollong off the bed thing..sees to make it more Dramatic a fitting endind) The wholr "Cletching your Thighs around me" is..my favorite part of eating. Hands down. It really, activates your animalistic side..and Pushes! You to do better..after every Single clentch. like..a horse being spurred...