Transportation: Today, I flew to Mexico with my (now ex) boyfriend of two years....

By dumpedandstranded - 15/10/2009 20:19

Today, I flew to Mexico with my (now ex) boyfriend of two years. It was my first time flying, and apparently I have a fear. I had a panic attack on the plane. When we landed, I got dumped for "causing a scene." I am now stranded in Mexico alone for two weeks with no hotel room booked. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2015 05:32 - United States - Alexandria Bay

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2017 01:00 - Spain - Las Palmas

Today, I went with my girlfriend to the airport for some much needed vacation time. We arrived on time but were stopped at the gate when they told me I didn't have the right passport. The plane left without me. My girlfriend did too. FML

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TriniRockStar 0

Friday 16 October 2009 2:58

he's a duche he dumped you because you had a panic attack

satanstoystore 0

Friday 16 October 2009 3:11

this is a win. you now know his true colors. better to know now then when youre deeply committed (kids, mortgage, retirement etc).

Comments

mia9_28 0

Friday 16 October 2009 3:42

What a ******* asshole!

Chr0nicdreamz 0

Friday 16 October 2009 3:51

that's ******. im sorry to hear your ex was such a douche bag. Also, I agree that at the very least you now know his true colors.

Lkdude77 0

Friday 16 October 2009 3:58

M13LO if it is then it's cruel.. Leaving her and dumping and leaving her in a foreign country? Ouch.. It would never happen if she was my gf

kaelendra 0

Friday 16 October 2009 3:59

least you found out you were dating someone like that and could move on to finding someone else eventually.

Belle9_fml 0

Friday 16 October 2009 4:02

You're stranded in Mexico with no place to stay, yet you find a computer to write about this.

imkendra 0

Friday 16 October 2009 6:42

Uh, hello? This could have happened a long time ago. Just because it starts with "today" doesn't mean it actually happened today.

teentee401 36

Thursday 11 September 2014 12:24

Also, ever heard of the mobile version?

Dr_Awesome654 24

Monday 18 July 2016 19:56

But the post was from 2009

jaybrown 0

Friday 16 October 2009 4:11

Dumpedandstranded isn't an account, and it says you're in Canada. Tsk tsk tsk, it's kinda fake.

ScaryyMary 14

Friday 16 October 2009 4:48

She might be a Canadian RESIDENT! Haven't you ever tried to post an FML? You choose your own location. Duh!

brand125 17

Monday 16 June 2014 22:04

all the commenters calling it fake are so dumb..

epeets 1

Friday 16 October 2009 4:17

You cannot leave mexico without finding him and ******* HIM UP!! You don't fly someone to another freaking country and leave'em stranded. Are you kidding me?