Transportation: Today, I flew to Mexico with my (now ex) boyfriend of two years....

By dumpedandstranded - 15/10/2009 20:19

Today, I flew to Mexico with my (now ex) boyfriend of two years. It was my first time flying, and apparently I have a fear. I had a panic attack on the plane. When we landed, I got dumped for "causing a scene." I am now stranded in Mexico alone for two weeks with no hotel room booked. FML

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Today, I went with my girlfriend to the airport for some much needed vacation time. We arrived on time but were stopped at the gate when they told me I didn't have the right passport. The plane left without me. My girlfriend did too. FML

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TriniRockStar 0

Friday 16 October 2009 2:58

he's a duche he dumped you because you had a panic attack

satanstoystore 0

Friday 16 October 2009 3:11

this is a win. you now know his true colors. better to know now then when youre deeply committed (kids, mortgage, retirement etc).

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Pastor_Rich 0

Friday 16 October 2009 4:41

no one flys without reservations to a hotel, if u did you deserved it

Cristaderzi 0

Friday 16 October 2009 5:03

Ummm panic attacks arent chosen nor planned!!! He basically stranded someone for a handicapp Frigin idiot he is!! Ugh yah Im pissed for her!!! hell is too good for that clown!!!

ToddSpald 0

Friday 16 October 2009 5:17

Do they have wifi in mexico? Squat in a starbucks XD

morgan020 0

Friday 16 October 2009 5:27

that sucks but I know where your coming from. when my husband and I flew to our honeymoon in new Mexico I had my mom give me one of her Xanax so i wouldn't freak. I hate flying. good luck getting home safe.

DameGreyWulf 0

Friday 16 October 2009 6:11

Wait, can't you still stay with him? You two may be broken up, but you could still stay in the hotel room. Unless you were bunking with his friend/relative.

Ninjaface 0

Friday 16 October 2009 6:59

The funny thing about people on Mexico is that they think all tourist girls are easy... now's your chance to prove them right, and then send the photos to your ex.

licketyslit 0

Friday 16 October 2009 7:29

YDI, bitch

awesomeamandas 37

Sunday 24 August 2014 11:12

Do you try to be that stupid or are you just that stupid?

Andyangels27 0

Friday 16 October 2009 8:01

the real problem is youre in Mexico. now that really sucks.

thatoneguyinca 0

Friday 16 October 2009 10:08

Viva la Cabo (which is where most of the Canucks go) I was just there do the 1 hour hotel walk throughs for getting time shares you can get paid up to $150 for one of them and you get a free meal too you'll live

WorkThatButt 2

Friday 16 October 2009 10:41

If I were you, I'd stalk your ex, break into his hotel room, get the flying tickets and take all of his money, leave a note saying : "What the **** did your mother do to you?" And just get back home...Oh and ..you don't need a computer to have internet access..she may have posted this from her BlackBerry or something..(Like me)