Love: Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella...

By rhunter17 - 06/04/2015 19:38

Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML

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By Kelly - 27/12/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, I gave my boyfriend a box of chocolates as a present. A few hours later, he texted me saying that the box of chocolates contained nuts. He's allergic to nuts and his mother now thinks I'm trying to kill him. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 00:04 - United States - Mount Jackson

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and best friend making out. His explanation was that he was trying to stop her from having an allergic reaction to peanut butter. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML

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By nutfreak - 12/08/2013 15:24 - United States - Lutherville Timonium

Today, I was diagnosed with severe nut allergies. My dad decided to buy jars of Nutella, write "You know you want this" on them, and stick them around the house. FML

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Call the cops!

By epipen life - 10/03/2019 16:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend’s mom fed me a new dish containing peanuts, knowing full well I’m severely allergic. According to her, her ancestors “cured” allergies by exposing the person to the allergen. I went into anaphylactic shock. FML

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By jaxattax - 20/10/2009 20:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML

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My chocolate

By oops - 31/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was being playful with my boyfriend and put a chocolate between my legs. He bit the chocolate. My lips too... FML

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By flowerman - 26/12/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2011 03:30 - United States

Today, I got my first kiss. He had an allergic reaction to my chapstick, and broke out in hives. FML

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By goo - 10/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Louisville

Today, while having fun between the sheets with my boyfriend, his allergies got the best of him and his nose started running. Every time he kissed me he'd drip snot onto my face. When I complained, he said I was being insensitive. FML

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leopardwilliam 22

Tuesday 7 April 2015 0:03

Had this happen to me. Not fun at all. Hope he's okay and don't feel too bad, you forgot. It happens occasionally

Redskin9999 19

Tuesday 7 April 2015 0:08

Should have made your username "nut hunter." Really missed your chance there

Comments

Tsukiyomi 16

Tuesday 7 April 2015 13:39

Wait, why in the leg?

PennyLane27 32

Tuesday 7 April 2015 15:21

That's where you jab the epinephrine.

bleedingglitter 24

Tuesday 7 April 2015 14:47

I've never known anyone with a nut allergy so I wouldn't think twice about what I ate before kissing a new boyfriend too. Life has a learning curve.

Violord 13

Tuesday 7 April 2015 15:51

If he doesn't break up with you, he's a keeper

mmmxr 11

Tuesday 7 April 2015 15:57

FML people are so harsh! Yes I know that she should have been more careful, but I'm sure she already knows that. She probably already feels horrible and you guys are probably not helping with that.

sja005 3

Tuesday 7 April 2015 19:10

Allergies are a very serious thing! She has no excuse for forgetting something like this. She should feel terrible. She almost killed him.

SneezyBear 27

Wednesday 8 April 2015 10:07

#116 - Riiiight, because *obviously* people forget things deliberately. You know, it's not as if it's an unconscious process you can't control or anything.