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By sharpie2792 - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML

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By damnedbydurberg - 22/11/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2015 22:22 - United States - Saint Peters

Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2018 18:30

Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML

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By FBI1236 - 07/07/2019 20:00 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML

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By Noname - 05/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML

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By Kid - 17/03/2010 09:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML

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By emily ann - 21/05/2023 00:01

Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 22:29 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML

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ItsTehNinjaBish 1

Thursday 16 February 2012 0:12

Fyl, that's school systems for you, next time you know to let your fists do the talking

darwinism 30

Thursday 16 February 2012 0:13

Bullies are the real cowards. Thumbs up to you for standing up for yourself!

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robbydoherty 0

Thursday 16 February 2012 0:16

Kick his ass

Abbeygale 8

Thursday 16 February 2012 0:17

Niceeee one! I bet it was totally worth it though, congrats on being confident and standing up for yourself ;) lol they cried just shows how 'tough' they really are haha.

angrymexican 8

Thursday 16 February 2012 0:18

At least you got rid of him.

Julieannx3 9

Thursday 16 February 2012 0:21

You did a good job standing up for yourself OP, keep your head up! :)

Calyx_fml 21

Thursday 16 February 2012 0:23

That's awesome. Seriously. He won't bother again if you made him cry. Totally worth detention.

matt98_fml 13

Thursday 16 February 2012 0:27

You might have gotten in trouble, but you stuck up for yourself and that shows real courage. And I'm pretty sure your parents are proud.:)

Dobby296 5

Thursday 16 February 2012 0:27

Reminds of the big bang theory episode!

spekledworf 18

Thursday 16 February 2012 0:28

Now pick on them til they graduate :D

Mirorbo 26

Thursday 16 February 2012 0:34

Ah, justice...beautiful thing isn't it?

Zomg_Okay 26

Thursday 16 February 2012 0:43

What's one detention if the asshole leaves you alone?

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