By kerry - 20/01/2010 05:30 - Canada

Today, I found a piece of rice in my belly button. I can't remember the last time I ate or handled rice. FML
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time4coffee 3

Ewww - Take a shower now and then. Did you eat it to make sure it's rice? if so double eeew. Really you got clean up now and then. YDI

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SJD90 0

Why the f**k is this an FML....Seriosuly! People put up real problems with their lives and i'm sure they dont get posted yet old mate finds rice in his belly button and it seems as though is life is terrible /End Rant

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isitofficial_ 0

SO TRUE! fmylife.com is for people to write down whathappened today that really makes a difference intheir life and it will not stay thesame as before, so why is this an fml? why dont you just take a shower you hobo.

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saranottelling 7

Did you... um.... did you eat it? Maybe you wanna try taking a shower every month or so, OP. You can even shower more then once a month- more than once a month would be good...

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sparxva 12

if you bathe that rarely Ghent it was probably a body louse, not rice.

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happypapp12 0

This reminds me of an episode of that's so raven! When raven finds a piece of rice in her belly button she gets corey to suck it out. That's so raven

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