Miscellaneous: Today, I found a piece of rice in my belly button. I can't remember... - FML

By kerry - 20/01/2010 05:30 - Canada

Today, I found a piece of rice in my belly button. I can't remember the last time I ate or handled rice. FML

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By Sadness - 07/10/2013 18:55 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I have been home sick and depressed for so long that I just found Oreo crumbs in my belly button. FML

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By blowinchunks - 24/11/2009 06:00 - Canada

Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML

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Ewwww

By SayWhat - 25/02/2010 11:46 - United States

Today, I went to throw out the garbage outside. I noticed at the bottom of my can was a lot of rice. I was angry at my brother for making a mess. As I went to clean it up, the rice moved. It wasn't rice, it was maggots. FML

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OK, now that's gross

By CM112 - 27/10/2019 06:00 - South Africa

Today, I found a piece of a popcorn kernel stuck in my teeth. I haven't eaten popcorn in over a week and a half. FML

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By Aphrodite - 23/01/2010 21:13 - France

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, when the Taco Bell I'd eaten for lunch came back up for round two. Undigested rice and beans got stuck in his hair. FML

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Seek help?

By Anonymous - 19/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Forest Grove

Today, everything I eat makes me sick, so I don't know what to eat anymore now. My BMI is low and I'm absolutely starving. I can't even eat rice. FML

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By panos016 - 15/07/2011 13:51 - United Kingdom

Today, after 14 rice-filled days in China, I came back home. What's for lunch? Rice. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2014 18:51 - Mayotte - Mamoudzou

Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML

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By BurntBroken - 09/01/2017 13:16

Today, when I realized I'd forgot rice on the stove, I jumped off my chair and pulled off my headphones really fast. Now I've got burnt rice and broken headphones. FML

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By goodmorning - 07/09/2014 13:45 - United States - Nashville

Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML

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jc21_fml 1

Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:19

was it cooked?

Djoooiz 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:11

That's nasty..

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omgmorganomg 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 1:45

Ew, you fricking dirty hobo.

ayjayyuk 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 1:57

It's probably a little tiny maggot

Christina21 2

Thursday 21 January 2010 2:15

This was posted on BEINGMESUCKS.com.. i guess the same person posted it on there as well or its fake.

xlostwithoutu 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 3:19

Lovely. Anyone got a bucket? *covers mouth*

darkdude2 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 3:42

ok remove this from fml cus it isnt a fml thing its a take a damn shower thing

nintenDX 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 3:53

jajajajajajajajaja. nice. I shower daily

vitaminA 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 5:16

don't worry you were prolly drunk

honeybee366 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 5:39

NASTY!!!!!

GCali4 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 5:41

i dont know why everythinks its nasty! i think its ******* hilarious!!!!!!!!!! hhahahahahahahahahah!!!!! and ps to all you losers, it doesnt mean he never showers. stop trying to conclude everything and just leave it how it is! its annoying. ; )

KO2 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 5:48

I agree, taken way too seriously. And it deserves to be an FML 'cause that's effed up that OP has gone that far in life without knowing that washing your belly button is done on a regular basis.

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Today, I was eating an apple in class. When I went to take a big bite, my teeth went right through the apple, causing me to scrape the apple right up my face. My nose then started to bleed. I'm now known as the girl who punched herself in the face with an apple. FML

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Today, I'm a college student. Just like every other goddamn day, my roommate set about twenty alarms a good two hours before she even needs to get up. She just sleeps through the first hour or so of alarms while I wake up. I've been waking up at 6 a.m., even though my first classes are at 9. FML.

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Today, my girlfriend flipped out and dumped me. According to her, not stopping for a dog in the road makes me a sociopath and unsuitable for a relationship. Yes, because slamming on my brakes or swerving into the next lane while doing 75 on the highway and causing a wreck made so much more sense. FML

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