Miscellaneous: Today, I found a piece of rice in my belly button. I can't remember... - FML

By kerry - 20/01/2010 05:30 - Canada

Today, I found a piece of rice in my belly button. I can't remember the last time I ate or handled rice. FML

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By Sadness - 07/10/2013 18:55 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I have been home sick and depressed for so long that I just found Oreo crumbs in my belly button. FML

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By blowinchunks - 24/11/2009 06:00 - Canada

Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML

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By SayWhat - 25/02/2010 11:46 - United States

Today, I went to throw out the garbage outside. I noticed at the bottom of my can was a lot of rice. I was angry at my brother for making a mess. As I went to clean it up, the rice moved. It wasn't rice, it was maggots. FML

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OK, now that's gross

By CM112 - 27/10/2019 06:00 - South Africa

Today, I found a piece of a popcorn kernel stuck in my teeth. I haven't eaten popcorn in over a week and a half. FML

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By Aphrodite - 23/01/2010 21:13 - France

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, when the Taco Bell I'd eaten for lunch came back up for round two. Undigested rice and beans got stuck in his hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Forest Grove

Today, everything I eat makes me sick, so I don't know what to eat anymore now. My BMI is low and I'm absolutely starving. I can't even eat rice. FML

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By panos016 - 15/07/2011 13:51 - United Kingdom

Today, after 14 rice-filled days in China, I came back home. What's for lunch? Rice. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2014 18:51 - Mayotte - Mamoudzou

Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML

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By BurntBroken - 09/01/2017 13:16

Today, when I realized I'd forgot rice on the stove, I jumped off my chair and pulled off my headphones really fast. Now I've got burnt rice and broken headphones. FML

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By goodmorning - 07/09/2014 13:45 - United States - Nashville

Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML

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jc21_fml 1

Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:19

was it cooked?

Djoooiz 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:11

That's nasty..

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warriorcatsfan24 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 16:57

seriously, OP? how is this an fml...this a "you need to bathe"

catkat1988 17

Wednesday 20 January 2010 17:19

Umm, eww? Can you remember the last time you showered and washed yourself properly?

psherman 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 17:22

EWW

ndiesal 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 17:26

I bet you don't remember the last time you took a shower either.

carrotpuke 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 18:02

ick!! o_0 shower...unless you are homeless.

JlynnS 11

Wednesday 20 January 2010 18:06

Ok seriously ... THAT IS JUST GROSS.... TRY SHOWERING, OR TRY WASHING WHEN YOU ARE SHOWERING!!!! YUCK

NeonWar__ 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 18:27

ew. you dortball!

TripLikeEyeDo 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 18:52

you are either really fat or need to try taking a shower.... nasty

cjammer 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 19:37

Hey yo. Weight has nothing to do with it. I'm "really fat" and you best believe there ain't nothin' stickin' outta MY belly button. Or any other orifice, for that matter. =P

catherinee 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 19:12

Sorry but, wow who cares if you found a piece of rice. Omg your life is ova !!!!!!1111!111111111!!! Stop being such a drama queen

NOVAgal 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 19:21

WTcrap. Don't you shower? NO ONE should ever find misc. objects/food in their "holes". That's beyond gross. Were you the smelly kid in school?

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