By Anonymous - 31/03/2012 04:49 - United States - Grand Prairie

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Today, I found a used condom in my trash can. I have been happily married to my wife for 7 years, and we use other forms of birth control. FML
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steve412 0

Don't be quick to assume things. You'll make things worse.

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tc41365 1

Put a condom in the garbage for your wife to find and see if she says anything.

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disbekable 7

A lot of women use condoms when they're getting off by themselves. So really there's less then 1% chance she's cheating. Don't stress about it :)

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love_me_electric 20

He said it was USED. There wouldn't be semen in it if she was using it to **********.

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ImGonnaDieAlone 5

She could have used it with a ***** to save having to clean it later... maybe just ask her about it instead of jumping to conclusions?

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cetlawizard 15

Why do so many people claim/assume that they are "happily married"?...only when "ignorance is truly bliss". Which was apparently your case (unfortunately)..sorry to hear your wife's being a dog (like most women seem to think guys are), time to confront her or first install small cameras to catch her while you're out & then she can't lie when you confront her about it.

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jmashini 13

Why were you looking through the trash in the first place?...

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EveOfJudas 9

Have any kids? Could be theirs. But hey, ask her about it before you jump on it.

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NickPaulson 6

Do you have a kid old enough (physically) to do that?

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