By Anonymous - 31/03/2012 04:49 - United States - Grand Prairie

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Today, I found a used condom in my trash can. I have been happily married to my wife for 7 years, and we use other forms of birth control. FML
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steve412 0

Don't be quick to assume things. You'll make things worse.

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itooamscrewed 10

If she really was cheating, she probably would have gone through greater lengths to keep it hidden than that. If you have kids, I would start talking to them instead (and be sure to mention that you're proud they used protection). Also, if your wife has any toys, she may have used the condom on that to make cleanup easier.

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superbubbles 4

Seven year itch. That's just the way it works I guess.

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AgaveLoco 5

The worst: They had sex in your bed!

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iHateHippiesToo 6

Why is that the worst? It's ok to nail my wife, but don't **** with my furniture? Weird.

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evesmith 3

Do u have kids? Or does she use a condom when she uses her vibrator?

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kyani 19

159 - Umm, I don't know, STDs? SMART ONE!

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Boss402 0

Theres a reason your HAPPILY married

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connerwonner 7

At 159 Maybe STDs? Just a hunch

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mikeawesome 0

Hey at least she is protecting herself and u won't catch anything

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