By Anonymous - 31/03/2012 04:49 - United States - Grand Prairie

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Today, I found a used condom in my trash can. I have been happily married to my wife for 7 years, and we use other forms of birth control. FML
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steve412 0

Don't be quick to assume things. You'll make things worse.

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sceneginger013 1

Um maybe he has a son who is sexually active? Probably not from this post but you never know

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BrianJRollTide 0

Apparently u can't satisfy her, I would do the same!

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Bigboned38 0

Wow, your a tool

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tensley5822mom 0

If you have kids from a previous marriage you might want to look into that first. But deff talk to your wife. You don't want to start off with trust issues.

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BloodWiper 3

I somehow read this as 'I had to use a condom I found in the trash' O.o

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gman90210 18

Well that's why it's been a happy marriage. I had one like that once till I found out she had been cheating on me then it went downhill after I confronted her. So either be happy and don't assume the worst or have a clear mind and find out?

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jayAZ 3

**** I hope ya got kids!! Probably not huh! The pool boy had a quicky with the gardener!? Yeah that's it!

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anthonydude 9

Op never specified if the garbage can was outside or inside. One day I found a fishing pole in my outside garbage, I don't even own a fishing pole. He could possibly have a child who is having sex. The world may never know.

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chowderchimp 2

Suffocate her with the condom, then throw her in the trash can!! Lol

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