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By Anonymous - 31/03/2012 04:49 - United States - Grand Prairie

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Today, I found a used condom in my trash can. I have been happily married to my wife for 7 years, and we use other forms of birth control. FML

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By Sal - 09/02/2009 18:32 - United States

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Today, I found a used condom and wrapper in the bathroom trash can at my girlfriends house. The condom is not a brand I've ever used. She lives alone. FML

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By Confused lesbian - 16/07/2018 13:30 - United States - Lynchburg

Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML

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By Madison43097 - 24/09/2009 20:57 - United States

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Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2012 03:36 - United States - Chicago

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Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML

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By Toolate - 21/12/2016 12:26

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Today, after having gone off the pill a couple of weeks ago, I finally got my old friskiness back only to find part of a condom wrapper in my husband's pocket. Turns out he was impatient and went elsewhere. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2012 15:32 - United States - Acton

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Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Yesterday, I finally came to my senses and started using birth control. FML

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By anonymous - 08/01/2015 19:10 - United States - Noblesville

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Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML

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By WTF - 22/08/2012 22:22 - Canada - Ottawa

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Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2020 20:01

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Today, I went in for a routine check up. I also found out I have an incurable STD and that I’m pregnant. I’ve been married to my husband for 7 years and have never had sex with anyone else in my entire life. FML

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By Gurior - 04/09/2011 07:01 - Canada

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Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML

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Xx_Nikky_xX 4

Saturday 31 March 2012 11:33

Surprise!

steve412 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 11:38

Don't be quick to assume things. You'll make things worse.

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noelykins1 19

Sunday 9 December 2012 7:12

I think he was referring to the happily married part. OP believes they are happily married, however his wife may not. But I agree the condom could be someone else's. possibly the neighbors. NEVERMIND.

dannie441 4

Monday 15 July 2013 17:36

Do you have any kids?

TsarKeith12 9

Wednesday 21 May 2014 22:04

No kids?

Pauline96_fml 20

Sunday 2 November 2014 22:17

Do you have kids?

badgemaster 13

Tuesday 16 December 2014 14:23

Bitches man... Bitches...?

lycanpyro 6

Tuesday 9 June 2015 5:32

What if they have kids and are just clueless parents

LeoCor 19

Saturday 8 July 2017 11:26

Well I'm the end at least you know she is 100% protected from getting pregnant with that guy

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