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By Anonymous - 31/03/2012 04:49 - United States - Grand Prairie

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Today, I found a used condom in my trash can. I have been happily married to my wife for 7 years, and we use other forms of birth control. FML

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By Sal - 09/02/2009 18:32 - United States

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Today, I found a used condom and wrapper in the bathroom trash can at my girlfriends house. The condom is not a brand I've ever used. She lives alone. FML

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By Confused lesbian - 16/07/2018 13:30 - United States - Lynchburg

Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML

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By Madison43097 - 24/09/2009 20:57 - United States

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Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2012 03:36 - United States - Chicago

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Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML

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By Toolate - 21/12/2016 12:26

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Today, after having gone off the pill a couple of weeks ago, I finally got my old friskiness back only to find part of a condom wrapper in my husband's pocket. Turns out he was impatient and went elsewhere. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2012 15:32 - United States - Acton

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Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Yesterday, I finally came to my senses and started using birth control. FML

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By anonymous - 08/01/2015 19:10 - United States - Noblesville

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Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML

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By WTF - 22/08/2012 22:22 - Canada - Ottawa

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Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2020 20:01

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Today, I went in for a routine check up. I also found out I have an incurable STD and that I’m pregnant. I’ve been married to my husband for 7 years and have never had sex with anyone else in my entire life. FML

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By Gurior - 04/09/2011 07:01 - Canada

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Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML

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Xx_Nikky_xX 4

Saturday 31 March 2012 11:33

Surprise!

steve412 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 11:38

Don't be quick to assume things. You'll make things worse.

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madseewhy 3

Wednesday 4 April 2012 7:44

Somebody has been naughty...

hellenkeller96 0

Thursday 5 April 2012 22:21

do you have kids/step kids? could be theirs!

swaggzilla 2

Friday 6 April 2012 16:02

Shit just got real!

zebu344 6

Saturday 7 April 2012 21:47

do u have kids? could be theirs.

zebu344 6

Saturday 7 April 2012 21:49

some people have an allergy or sensitivity to silicone and a condom on a toy does make it easier to use. don't panic. talk to her.

FukUrDreamz 0

Monday 9 April 2012 8:50

why are yall asking if he has kids? obviously not..this would be an FML. his wife is a hoe...what really probably happened is after the dude banged ur chick he dropped the condom in the trash and left. and ppl if its used it has sperm in it..vibrators don't cum dumbass

FukUrDreamz 0

Monday 9 April 2012 8:52

"wouldn't be an FML" if he had kids

MRdatsun 0

Tuesday 10 April 2012 10:13

Never trust no female

_MariaaLovesYou_ 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 18:38

Do u have any Kids? Maybe it's theirs.

Bighoss2324 1

Saturday 14 April 2012 17:43

damn

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